You Know You're A City Fan When...

[Lebouski]

When you never buy anything with red in or on it, because it just seems so wrong.

this, it has omitted a color from my life

 

[Wheelsy]

When you get up or stay out at the pub until all hours of the morning, watching us draw and lose and go "fuck it, i'm never going to do that again..."

And then doing the same after the next match...

 

[Hollywood Blue]

Never wear red, won't fly United airlines, won't buy anything made by SHARP.
Just hate the cnuts really.
When I came back to Manchester a couple of years back some yank mate asked me to bring him back a United shirt.
Said "No fucking chance"
My girlfriend thought it was childish and said she thought I was being a bit ridiculous as it was a favour for a friend.
I told her that if I walked into a shop in Manchester and bought a scum shirt, people might assume that I was a red cnut and it was a risk I wasn't willing to take.
Then added "I would get a fucking rash if I handled one of those fucking shirts"
Obviously the Mrs couldn't fathom my logic, but she never brought it up again.
I think we know who won that argument. ;)

 

[..bang..like an arrow.]

.."WHEN reading all these replys and going....yep,yep,yep......"

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

When you've stuffed one of the big boys, the press have begrudgingly given Ade the benefit of the doubt over the goal of the season, and come Monday, we hear "The FA are going to charge X with improper conduct".