You know you're getting old when....

[KS55]

I was late getting married, 30years old, but have just celebrated our Silver anniversary (fucking 25 years, I could have done a Brinks Mat type robbery and been out spending millions by now).

I was 31, iirc. Er......... 43 years and counting. 46 if you count 3 years living in sin. (The numbers herein may be a little out. I'm really senile.)
What really makes you feel old is celebrating your kid's 40th. Hic.

 

[KS55]

Walsh and Rosler, Pah Channon and Royle pissed all over what we have to put up with today.

Pah; Jimmy Murray and Derek Kevan. (Ask your grandad.)

 

[KS55]

Cataracts....having mine removed in a month. Ohh and another colonoscopy.

You have cataracts up your arse?
My cataract is developing nicely, according to my optician, rather than my proctologist.

 

[mexico1970]

I was 31, iirc. Er......... 43 years and counting. 46 if you count 3 years living in sin. (The numbers herein may be a little out. I'm really senile.)
What really makes you feel old is celebrating your kid's 40th. Hic.

My eldest is nearly 42 years old, the youngest 26. I've gone past senile and entered the incompetent old fool stage :)

 

[Bill Walker]

Last car I bought was an SUV
Easier to get in and out of

 

[snorky]

There isn’t any totty your own age anymore.

Sorry Denis, but only @gordondaviesmoustache is posh enough to use the word 'totty' imo :)

 

[Blue Mist]

When you remember Dennis Laws backheel

Nah, I’ve remembered that regularly over the many years, (over 40) it always makes me smile. Rather than being a sign that you are old, it is a sign you are alive.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

You pronounce celebrities' names incorrectly and just chuckle at the fact that you don't give a shit.
Dua Lipa
David Guetta
Etc....

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Last car I bought was an SUV
Easier to get in and out of

I recognise that. Love sinking down into my Audi sportback, but there is always a moment of 'Christ, my poor hips/knees.'

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Under 20 years old: Fall off bike at high speed onto gravel - Ride 5 miles home. Get up and ride to work the next day.

Over 45 years old: Sleep on the wrong pillow - Neck and back in bits for a week!!!