You know you're getting old when....

[KS55]

Putting your feet into a brand new pair of socks is like sliding your cock into Rachel Welch

When you don’t wear socks because you can‘t bend enough to put them on.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When you wake up in the morning, sun streaming through the windows and you see the old girl bathed in morning sunlight, you slowly take her top off, run your hands over her body and give her a proper good seeing to. Fortunately the roads are quiet at this time in the morning and there's not traffic about.

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

You think women with big lips look like goldfish

 

[Sir peace frog]

you wake up and you're 55 :)

 

[BimboBob]

you wake up and you're 55 :)

Happy birthday you same age as me old ****.

 

[Sir peace frog]

Happy birthday you same age as me old ****.

55 is the new 30 :)

 

[diegoalv]

when you start paying attention at care homes adverts