You know you're getting old when...

toenails that need an angle-grinder to trim
toenai ........ damn
knowing that no matter what, the politicians only make things worse
every body of your own age looks so old
grandkids are more fun than kids
sensible clothes are the new cool
 
Markt85 said:
... You realise you cold not name one single artist/band currently in the top 10

or you're not sure if they still do a top ten???
 
.......... when you see someone spending ages sending texts and you think 'Why don't you just use the bloody thing to ring them up and speak to them properly'
 
Sheikh said:
...a lad at work says that he doesn't like Shed Seven, Supergrass, Pulp and so on because they are 'Classic Rock'.

I'm still stunned as I sit here with my pipe and slippers.

Un-fucking-believable aren't they? Ungrateful little bastards don't know they're fucking born!!

Ask him if he likes 'Nirvana'. Any negative or ambivalant responses should be met with a slap.<br /><br />-- Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:48 am --<br /><br />...your 10 year old rolls their eyes and walks out of the room when you think you've done/said something cool.

...you start calling the top 10, "The Hit Parade".
 
black mamba said:
I was talkin' to some teenage kid the other day who had no idea who the Beatles , Bee Gees and ABBA were .....

his actual words to me , inbetween his incessant chewing of gum were ..' who the fuck's all them , innit?

seems so sad , mind you it hardly appeared to bother him as went off wavin' his hands in the air , and rappin' to himself !

New guy at my work, 19 years old - never heard of Pink Floyd.
 

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