You know you're getting old when...

[The perfect fumble]

When you start to post and you.........

 

[Challenger1978]

You bastards because of this thread i now know I'm an old git.

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

you're on bluemoon refreshing the pages to find something you disagree with...

cunts

 

[Challenger1978]

you're on bluemoon refreshing the pages to find something you disagree with...

cunts

Fuck i really have done that one.

 

[Crouchinho]

When you're down the pub surrounded by 18-20 year olds and feel out of place

When someone mentions Big Brother or Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (whatever all the shit is these days) and you have no fucking clue

When you tell someone you remember when Polos were 10p and they think you're a fossil

You spend longer on the bog doing a shit

You don't get excited by Christmas, New years or anything anymore

You pace yourself drinking and worry about the hangover next day, when you didn't give a fuck in your 20's

You think people wearing jeans around their thighs as cunts

You always tell your friends "it was never like that in my day" even though you were hanging outside the off license drinking cider and smoking superkings

 

[andyhinch]

When Rach needs cheering up and you can't I've do innuendo with conviction

 

[Challenger1978]

you're on bluemoon refreshing the pages to find something you disagree with...

cunts

Fuck i really have done that one.

said your mam

At least i know who my mam and dad are you bastard














;-p

 

[feedthegoat27]

...a lad at work says that he doesn't like Shed Seven, Supergrass, Pulp and so on because they are 'Classic Rock'.

I'm still stunned as I sit here with my pipe and slippers.

He wasn't called Ben Aspinall was he?

As in very tall, very ginger Ben Aspinall?

 

[bluestevei]

I can remember, fuck I forgot

 

[Plaything of the gods]

...when guests would rather soil themselves than use your toilet and you don't know why.