You know you're getting old when...

[Len Rum]

When you can't be bothered making time for a J Arthur.

I'm not that old yet!

You'll get there soon mate, don't worry.

 

[warpig]

you know your old when you turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.

 

[flipmode]

You know you're old when you see Jack Russell being interviewed on TV and you say "I remember him keeping wicket for England".

26 btw ;)

 

[basokla]

...you have money to spend but are too tired to spend it.

 

[foetus]

You know you're old when you see Jack Russell being interviewed on TV and you say "I remember him keeping wicket for England".

26 btw ;)

 

[dobingsdobber]

when you walk through the mens department in m and s handforth dean to get to the food hall,and you stop and start looking at the draw string waist trousers.

Even worse when you buy a pair and think you look good in them.

 

[waterloo blue]

I was going to give this a swerve,but I was with my four year old son in the park on Sunday(Aussie fathers day),when this woman came up to me and said it's great when kids have such a close relationship with their grandfather.
I'm 48 by the way,the cheeky mare.

 

[nelsons willie]

My sister lost her phone at work. Someone later found it in the fridge. Does that count?

 

[Two Gun Bob]

When the hair fall of your head and comes out your nose and ears instead.
Whats all that about ehh ?

 

[Benarbia_is_god]

When someone mentions how old their kids are and you remember when they were born, clearly! I am only 20 years old but bumped into an old neighbour of mine in town one night asked how his twins were he said "They are 11 tommorrow". I remember him telling me clearly one night to "Fuck off, my newborns are trying to sleep".

Scary stuff.