You know you're getting old when...

[beehive_bob]

When that gentle slope you used to walk/cycle up without a thought is now described as 'pretty steep'

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

When the cheeky young t**t in the supermarket asks to see your id when buying beer because he thinks it’s funny and that you think it’s funny.

 

[Champions again in 2012]

I was offered a seat on a tube train a couple of years ago by a woman. I was 63 at the time

 

[Kippax77]

You can go nearly 3 weeks with only having 1 sneaky wank

 

[heslops barnet]

When you start smelling of piss

 

[PaulPowerScreamer]

Explaining to youngsters what an O Level is and that there was none of that American nonsense, no I never went "trick or treating" or had a "prom" ffs

 

[Bill Walker]

When you go to the chemist for a flu jab and he says ' we haven't received the over 65 jabs yet '

Without asking your age FFS.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

You can smell the contents of your arse, and everyone you pass can also smell the same.

Oh fuck! I thought this was “The know when you’ve been fisted too much” thread?

 

[talkativesprout]

You can go nearly 3 weeks with only having 1 sneaky wank

3 sneaky ones and 15 in full public view without getting arrested

 

[DiscoSteve]

Crossing the road has turned into a human version of Frogger... (you young whipper snappers are going to have to google for that one I'm afraid)

 

[ctidcarl]

When every action you do results in a noise

When I sit down, it's a sigh

When I shuffle to the edge of my seat and stand up, it;s a groan

When I make it to the top of the stairs it's an - I don't actually know what that noise is, but I know it's an achievement!!

I'm 55.........it isn't good!!

 

[Grassland Blue]

When every action you do results in a noise

When I sit down, it's a sigh

When I shuffle to the edge of my seat and stand up, it;s a groan

When I make it to the top of the stairs it's an - I don't actually know what that noise is, but I know it's an achievement!!

I'm 55.........it isn't good!!

i've tried to stop making old man noises for some time now, but occasionally one sneaks out.

 

[Barcon]

No matter how many times you shake it off, as soon as you put your old fella away a little bit more piss comes out.

 

[NPBlue]

When odd aches and pains appear for no fathomable reason, and disappear for a similarly unfathomable reason.

A few weeks ago it was my right hip. When that cleared up, it was my left shoulder. That went away, and I now have a sore heal on my left foot.

I haven't yet reached the stage of letting out quietish and gentle farts while walking that amused me so much when I was following my grandfather back in the 60's, but I won't be surprised if a slight loss of rectal control will continue the family tradition at some time in the future.

 

[bennyboy]

When getting your socks on takes half the morning.

Problem Available loads of shops.

https://amzn.eu/d/g3jmv0K

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When that gentle slope you used to walk/cycle up without a thought is now described as 'pretty steep'

.....like every morning with the dogs.

 

[threespires]

Problem Available loads of shops.

https://amzn.eu/d/g3jmv0K

Looking at the pictures I haven't got enough motor skills left to manage that contraption.

 

[roypaulknewmyfather]

I had the intention of mentioning a few things but I've forgotten what they were.

 

[Bill Walker]

No matter how many times you shake it off, as soon as you put your old fella away a little bit more piss comes out.

Hope you change your undies every day

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When your 4 year old grand daughter calls you ' Stinky Grand dad '