You know you're getting old when...

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

When you go on an all dayer and start looking at train departures on your phone at about 8pm

 

[Big Swifty]

Thank you BlueMoonRisin', for a top definition of the phrase "social media star" that I referred to previously.

 

[sir baconface]

When you write a thank you letter to the paid masseuse for your happy ending.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

When you find yourself watching Antiques Roadshow every week

 

[mac]

When you are dead.

 

[Norman Stanley Fletcher]

When you would rather play Scrabble with a brew than have sex and champagne.

You can do both, ya' know .....

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

You can do both, ya' know .....

Ok, so I put the Scrabble board on my gf's back whilst doing it doggy style?

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

You can't trust a fart

 

[Norman Stanley Fletcher]

Ok, so I put the Scrabble board on my gf's back whilst doing it doggy style?

Winner, winner ......... and you get triple points as well ...

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

When you think you've got a growth on your testicles and you suddenly realise it's your penis.