You know you're getting old when...

[Newman Noggs]

Your mates start dying.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Clicked on this thread to write something, but I’ve forgotten what it was!

 

[Indaparkside]

Your mates start dying.

BMR wouldn't know he has none

 

[AliBobbyJ]

When you go online in the latest shooter mp and get shot to death fifteen times, each time before you can even reach the fire trigger button.

When you have no idea what this is.

 

[Ballet-on-ice]

Have you started shaving your ears yet?

I get them waxed at the barbers.

 

[jimharri]

Some (most, actually) of the posts on here are uncomfortably close to the mark, unfortunately. The one about standing up after sitting on the floor, particularly. Vertical via the hands and knees stage. Indeed.

:-(

Apart from the Anne Widdecombe one. I'm desperate, but not that fucking desperate. By the way; if "shagabull" was a typo, it isn't that far off!

 

[Kinkladze 1]

You go over on your ankle and 2 weeks later you’re still nowhere near up to a run.

 

[sir baconface]

When you answer for the tenth time that each fart has become an adventure.

 

[manclad]

The BBC political journalist Chris Mason looks like he should be doing his Geography GCSE homework.

Said the same last week to the wife whilst waiting at Victoria Station for the train to Southport to arrive.
Some of the guards/managers (guys with whistles who decide when the train is safe to leave the station),looked so young that they should be playing with their train set at home,not be in charge of the real thing.

 

[BimboBob]

When you get nostalgic about absolutely everything.

Great times.