You know you're getting old when...

[KS55]

You forget nouns. You know exactly what you are thinking of but you cant name it. With me it’s making a shopping list. What are those things called?……… oh yes, beans! I actually googled “purple vegetable“ to order aubergine.

 

[Protein Junkie]

After your second pint and the inevitable visit to the bog you desperately try and hold out for 30 minutes until your next trip

 

[abu13]

After your second pint and the inevitable visit to the bog you desperately try and hold out for 30 minutes until your next trip

30 minutes !!!!!!!!!!!

Im lucky if I can go more than 5 minutes once the seal has been broken.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When your face to face talking and then when you’ve finished you can’t remember what you was talking about.

Thursday, her from the deli.

 

[crooky]

You speak to someone about the glorious smell of Four Star petrol and they don't remember it...

 

[roman totale]

You speak to someone about the glorious smell of Four Star petrol and they don't remember it...

Hmmm… highly toxic tetraethyllead

 

[abu13]

When things that used to i never used to give a shit about really irritate me.

 

[Nellies left peg]

You play for Arsenal and you mistakenly think winning the community shield is the World Cup and celebrate accordingly

 

[crooky]

Hmmm… highly toxic tetraethyllead
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Unhealthy stuff is always the best stuff. It's just how it is.