You know you're getting old when...

[dickie davies]

there is more hair growing out of your ears and nose than on your head

 

[Sid C]

When you think that the woman from the walk in bath advert looks very tasty.

Oooh, shit.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I mentioned Judith Chalmers on a previous thread and got dragged over the coals for it

 

[BimboBob]

I mentioned Judith Chalmers on a previous thread and got dragged over the coals for it

Hubba bubba

 

[GazM]

Sad to say, but that would have made my night out.

That would have made my year !

 

[bluemooners09]

Forgetting threads with the same name.

 

[MillisleBlue]

When you can't be at all arsed with nor understand why your colleagues get all excited about the works Christmas party.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

When you first start watching match of the day - you have no idea who the pundits are in terms of being ex-players?

Then you start to realise that you know all the pundits and remember them playing when you were a kid. Some start cropping up that are your age or are younger than you and their careers are over! Frightening.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

When you get invited to headline Glastonbury 2020. Macca 78 ffs.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

When you get invited to headline Glastonbury 2020. Macca 78 ffs.

That's me not watching any of the highlights then.