Your Christian (or first) name

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I like my name 'James' but all my life everyone has called me Jim. I fkin hate it.

Sounds like an old bloke that lives next door and your dad would borrow a step ladder from.
"Son, go and ask Jim if I can borrow his step ladder for ten mins".

Shit name.

Holistic James?

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Fred is dead easy. It's a circle on a keyboard.

 

[Stephen230]

Couldn’t really give a fuck what my name is. But it does irritate me ever so slightly when you meet someone for the first time and they ask you your name and I say ‘Stephen’ and they immediately go, ‘Nice to meet you Steve’ And I’m like.. What the fuck you bother asking me my name for if you’re just gonna call me something else anyway?

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Could be worse, you could be called X AE A-XII like one of Elon Musk's lads.

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&r...usg=AOvVaw3Nq4cNBHs9BlciuxhM7uub&opi=89978449​

 

[Bill Walker]

I like my name 'James' but all my life everyone has called me Jim. I fkin hate it.

Sounds like an old bloke that lives next door and your dad would borrow a step ladder from.
"Son, go and ask Jim if I can borrow his step ladder for ten mins".

Shit name.

My son is James but everyone calls him James. (sometimes his mates call him Jimmy)

 

[Bill Walker]

Couldn’t really give a fuck what my name is. But it does irritate me ever so slightly when you meet someone for the first time and they ask you your name and I say ‘Stephen’ and they immediately go, ‘Nice to meet you Steve’ And I’m like.. What the fuck you bother asking me my name for if you’re just gonna call me something else anyway?

Christ Steve mate, get over it...:)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Christ Steve mate, get over it...:)

Ste is a bit touchy!!

 

[Stephen230]

Christ Steve mate, get over it...:)

I knew I’d catch one. My name’s Edward really.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I knew I’d catch one. My name’s Edward really.

Nice one Eddie!!

 

[Stephen230]

Ste is a bit touchy!!

Now we’re getting past mild irritation to full on tutting.

We actually have one of the top blokes at our company called Stephen and he signs of his official emails with ‘Ste’ I can’t read a single one of them without muttering ‘Grow up you child’ under my breath.