denislawsbackheel
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Haha!
I can picture the scenario.
"What you knitting Mother ? "
"Im knitting you some swimming trunks luv" She replies with a smile.
You immediately realise that shes serious and not buying you any and your going to look an absolute dipshit with these knitted ones on.
A queasy vomit enhanced feeling ensues...your brain races, with thoughts of how much piss will be ripped out of you by the evil bastards in your class. Hahaha
I can remember the colour, a deep maroon, and the fact that when you tried to climb out of the baths they were so heavy and wet they slid down your leg, or if you used the steps they’d hang down below your knees.
Not even a butter slathered half baguette from the sarny shop opposite could make for the shame.