Your most embarrassing experience

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Goaters

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I am sure we all have moments in our life that still make us cringe to this day. But what was the one time you wanted the ground to eat you up ?

For me the first day on University, while signing up for my course I decided to go for a spot of food. As we had one of those revolving glass doors I thought no problem here, the bag that I had on my back had other ideas though. It got caught in the door and took a good 20 minutes for me to be broken free, nobody could get in or out and the worst thing was the girls hockey team were signing up just outside where I was. From that day I made a vow never to go through revolving doors again.

Also when drunk my mates took my jeans and shirts off while drawing a cock on my head, I woke up on a field with loads of kids meeting up for football which didn't go down well.
 
If everyone contributes then these threads can be classic. You've not got a sense of humour unless you can laugh at yourself in such a situation. I need to find it, but I once read one on another forum where a bloke went for a special massage after a stressful day at work and bumped in to the wrong person inside the establishment he used!

My contribution is a little similar to one of yours, Goaters. I'd had a big night out and was a little worse for wear when I got on the nightbus. I chose a seat right at the back and was joined on the by a group of Students sniggering at me falling alseep and waking back up again. I must have properly drifted off because I was woken up by the Driver of the bus shouting at me to get off. The bus was empty. I stumbled past him and he started laughing. I thought nothing of it and went to find a bus stop to take me back home. I walked past an all night garage and stopped off to get a bottle of coke. The guy at the Counter was also laughing as he served me. I just presumed I looked out of it. It was only when I noticed my reflection in a shop window that I saw someone had written "TWAT!" on my forehead in inch high letters with a wet ink pen.
 
I've had quite a few embarrasing moments.

Had a medium scale one the other day, was walking down reddish lane with a few mates and there was a bus stopped at the lights and there was a stunning bird sat near the window. Next thing she starts waving at me (or so i thought), so i start waving back and smiling. Next thing we all realize that she wasnt waving at me, just wiping the condensation of the window and then looking at me as if im a sex offender.
 
Christmas about 8 years ago went to my mates sisters house with all his family about 12 of us. Lovely gaff we were to eat in the conservatory (bigger than my whole flat) so much grub that they put it on a separated table sort of buffet style. I was secound in the queue, got all my veg then got to the turkey unbeknown to me the edge of the plate was over the edge of the table so when I stuck my fork in the whole look somersaulted off the table into the Christmas tree.

At that point in my life I first experienced the feeling of wanting the world to open up and..........
 
at my older bros bbq last year me my two older bros and my younger bro. Younger bro has a new girlfriend all our partners are also there. I get a burger off the barbie and as I am putting sauce and salad on one of my older bros pulls my shorts down but also takes my boxers with them I am stood the stark bollock naked about 1 foot away from my younger bros 17 yr old girlfirend I had just met very embarresing!
 
When I was about 12 I was in my room having a wank over the bird on the A-Team (remember those halcyon days when anything would set you off?). However, my mum walked in and BA happened to be on the screen. It's an "end of the world" scenario being caught, never mind with the stimulant being Clubber Lang. Bad times.
 
When I was 14 I got absolutely wankered, completely wankered where I couldn't stand up. It was at a mate's party and almost the entire main lot from our year was there, amongst others. Anyway I ended up on a bed, covered in sick, making silly groaning sounds and my parents being called. Because i'd been sick I had had my clothes removed, other than my boxers. My parents turned up in their Lada and had to more or less carry down the stairs whilst everyone looked on in amusement! I can say without doubt that was the most embarrassing moment of my entire life.
 
as my first marriage was nearing its end and i barred myself from sharing a bed with this strange woman i married,i was downstairs taking in some late night/early morning educational programmes(if you get my drift)
to cut a long story short i ended up throwing one off and left my sex wee nicely wrapped up in a few tissues on top of the cupboard and off to work i went at 6 am........to receive a text from my then wife an hour later saying "have a nice time last night romeo?"....

i couldn`t decide whether to laugh or cry to be honest but it was funny looking back......
 
I've got loads. When I was about 16 my mate got his own flat and I went to see him and had my first experience with weed.
I spent most of the night puking up after overdoing it with bongs, hot knives and plenty of spliffs. I had to be home for ten so I went to catch the bus outside his flat.
To say I was paranoid that people would notice I was stoned would be an understatement.
The bus stop had about 4 people waiting and as I crossed the road all I could think of was 'act normal don't panic'
I noticed that one of the people waiting was a girl about my age and she was very pretty and I sauntered over thinking 'act cool, don't panic'
She looked at me as I entered the bus shelter and I smiled at her and nonchalantly leaned onto the shelter with my hands in my pockets.
There was no glass in the window and I went straight though just like Del Boy and landed in the middle of the road.
An old woman said "Are you all right love" but she was doing her best not to laugh. The other cunts didn't even try and every fucking one of them was pissing themselves, fit girl included.
I just sort of mumbled 'I'm ok' and give it fucking legs down the road with the sound of everyone at the bus stop pissing their sides laughing ringing in my ears.
 
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