Your partner's previous partners...how many is too many?

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

This bus driver married this femaie bus conductor.

On the wedding night she said "Room for one on top"

He said "Christ, you never told me there was room for five standing inside"

Bernard Manning 1977

 

[Dirty Harry]

250 exes and you wouldn’t bat an eyelid?

One of the lads I travel with Wales with is a PE teacher and teaches a lad whose mum has 7 kids from 6 dads. There’s a set of twins too.

My Mam had three kids to three different dads, how many men do you think she’s slept with in her life ?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

My Mam had three kids to three different dads, how many men do you think she’s slept with in her life ?

Hmm, it’s going to be 3 or 1426.

I’ll go for 1426. ;-)

 

[hammocity]

Lost my virginity to Kerry Dixon (definitely female!) which is always a source of mirth from my generational mates, then had a 3 months relationship with a girlfriend, after that met Mrs H and that’s it, 40 years we’ve been together.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Their past is none of my business.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Never bothered me too much as it's just a metric from which weird beliefs and impressions will be made. You've slept with less than 5? Frigid. You've slept with more than 10? Village bike. All a load of nonsense, men are championed for it yet women get labelled for it.

My number would be significantly higher if I didn't used to enjoy drink or drugs so much. When I was mid session, sex didn't matter, I could completely ignore women as I was too focused on getting fucked in another sense.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Their past is none of my business.

Of course it is. Angle poise lamp and an interview without coffee.



After she's made the tea, obviously.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Only knew one.
A really nice bloke actually. He’s a brother of her friend and I’d see him regularly on nights bout when we were going out. Still see him at family functions. He’s long since married. Like all of her friends family, they are sound and good craic.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

My Mam had three kids to three different dads, how many men do you think she’s slept with in her life ?

The amount of sexual partners your mother has had is none of my business.

 

[kaz7]

Mine is sixteen , two marriages numerous one yr ish relationships and a couple of shorter ones , met my first love in a nightclub a few years after we split and it would have been rude not to revist . One daliance with a woman , no pics