In the order they spring to mind...
1. The 5-1. Clive Allen was out, they had the most expensive central defender ever. Couldn't see us scoring.
2. The 10-1. Being slightly disappointed at 9-1 that we weren't going to get double figures.
3. Gillingham. Head in hands, another season of watching Wycombe and Colchester. Then being pissed off at typical City, doing too little too late, when Horlock pulled one back.
4. Blackburn away. Seeing the traffic was quiet in the way up and thinking maybe there wouldn't actually be all that many blues there. Getting to that pub that's set back a bit on the main road and realising the roads were quiet because every fucker was already there.
5. Istanbul. We're going to lose this, we're going to lose this, they're going to get one and stick 11 behind the ball and Haaland's been quiet and De Bruyne's off and we won't break them down....
Jeez, just realised no QPR or Villa....erm, those two top two!