Your worst chat-up line

[Big Swifty]

I asked this off-duty British Airways stewardess out for a drink, and after the polite chit-cat I came out with the killer line:
"I'm interested in demonology"

I bet she thought "What a weirdo".

Anyway, she married me and we're still together after all this time. But I still cringe at the demonology chat-up line.

 

[Scottyboi]

Excuse me love can I smell your fanny?

NO?!

Must be your feet then.

Said this to a 60 odd year old Scottish woman in Cyprus in a hotel contest haha.

 

[Barcon]

Never used one. I just stood at the bar and beat them off with a stick.

 

[Big Swifty]

Excuse me love can I smell your fanny?

NO?!

Must be your feet then.

Said this to a 60 odd year old Scottish woman in Cyprus in a hotel contest haha.

Wayne Rooney has noted this

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Never used one. I just stood at the bar and later beat off my stick.

fixed it.

 

[Colin Bell (genuine name)]

“Ever had an orgasm?”
“No!”
“Want one?”

“Ever had an orgasm?”
“Yeah!”
“Want another one?”

Guaranteed shag ;0)

 

[SWPISHOME]

I'm not a dentist but I'd certainly give you a filling...

Got a slap for that once...

 

[-dabz-]

...I've heard you've had enough cock to build a handrail round Wythenshawe park?....Fancy it all at once?...

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Do you like peanut butter sandwiches?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Excuse me love can I smell your fanny?

Don't ever ask an Amsrican woman that!