Your worst chat-up line

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Are condoms effective against HIV?

I am planning to hit up the red light district in Amsterdam and shag some birds. I want to know if condoms are 100% effective against HIVs. Or is it better to just shag my bird? Any thoughts?

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

Brilliant

 

[Bobby the blue]

Can I buy you a drink or would you just prefer the money.

 

[Phil1]

Do you want to go halves on a bastard has worked before.
I might not be Fred flintsone but I’ll make your bedrock was a favourite.
100% success rate with “ come to my office for a line”

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Do you wanna come back and see my Morrissey vinyl collection?



Its not worked once yet...... no idea why....

They probably worked out you were far more besotted with Morrissey than interested in them.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

"Do you like chicken"?

"Yes, why"?

"Good. I'll let ya taste my cock, it tastes fowl".

 

[Barcon]

"Do you like chicken"?

"Yes, why"?

"Good. I'll let ya taste my cock, it tastes fowl".

Just because it worked on snorky...........

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Just because it worked on snorky...........

I think snorky asks if they want to go to an all you can eat restaurant, the size of the ones he pulls mate; )

 

[blue b4 the moon]

What a smashing blouse.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

What a smashing blouse.

View attachment 37870

 

[Blue_eyes]

True story.

Nearly forty years ago, I was in the pub, and this bird (my future wife) came over and asked "will you talk to me for a bit".

She still asks it every day even now...............and they say romance is dead.