Your worst ever injuries....

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

Double compound fracture of my right arm in 92.

11 days in Queens medical Centre..6 operations later.

Fuck that hurt!!!

 

[nelsons willie]

i stubbed my toe once

 

[Essembe]

I overbanged.

Cock was sore for 24 hours.

 

[Andy Dale]

i stubbed my toe once

My brother once twisted my nipple . That hurt like fuck.

 

[whothefisAlice]

Fractured wrist.
Fractured ankle
Broken toe
Played in goal sometimes during my footy days, and went up to punch out a corner, met forward in the air and landed on my tailbone...couldnt move legs for 6 hours in hospital and thought the worst...bruised tailbone thank fuck.
Stabbed in finger by a so called mate...minor but feel it and have small scar to this day.
Tore both menisci/meniscus' in both legs, two surgeries.
Rock round the head 17 stitches
Teeth knocked out on bar when hit round head with pool cue...11 stitches in head and over 3k on dental work including 5 fake teeth bridge.

I wish someone would twat me in the nose and break it so it goes straight!!

 

[waterloo blue]

i stubbed my toe once

My brother once twisted my nipple . That hurt like fuck.

Had you forgotten your safe word?.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

crabs

 

[Colliahhh]

I once got my tooth knocked out on Wilmslow Road for shouting 'gayboys' at a pimped out car filled with 4 hench asian lads.

You would have thought they could have taken the insult considering the shit they were shouting at me and my mate, but you live you learn I guess.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Been struck in the face with a knife, by a completely unprovoked stranger (gotta love Ashton).

Worst was having a drink spiked at a party, aged 16. Ended up haemorrhaging in Tameside and nearly died.

 

[Crouchinho]

cruiciate ligaments and broken wrist all in one tackle. Hurt like feck but still managed to make a cuppa when I got home