Two Gun Bob
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Man Flu is a crippling and debilitating disorder indiscrimnately striking down male members of the human species without warning or hindrence eh
I have been brought to my knees this weekend through lack of energy reducing my firm sinews and defined limbs to jellified slush and my attention span of worldy events metamorphasising into that of a lobotomised guppie.
No longer will my limbs carry me on this sebatical to jeruselem or the promised land of fiscal delight.
Absolutely critical this week that I saddled my steed riding for monetry aquisition after four weeks absence with R and R
Manflu is the subject of ridicule among women and the whining, moaning men forever complaining about being ill.
But lots of experts says man flu is not a myth and that men may have weaker immune systems or be more affected by the symptons of a cold than women.
The point of interst is that men have a tendancey to try to get on with life overriding the pain and dicomfort associated with this most hideous of malodies sucummbing only after courageous man like effort against it's viral chemical chain of nasties
My throat feels like it has been hacked by razors and my osophigous has swolen to abnormal proportions restricting breathing.
Language and communication is difficult as I remain a little horse.
I battled on and worked friday and then saturday into the early hours of Sunday morning were I remained steadfastly refusing to leave of my post with little regard to my own safety and without a single murmer of complaint.
So today I self medicate with hot tomatoe soup and baggete and just gin and tonic to drink as Juniper has life giving repair properties that can aid well being.Aiding with antiseptic sudorific antireumatic depurative antispasmodic stimulating stomachicastringent and tonic substance.
I also took six cocodemals and gargled with listerene on the hour every hour with the knoledge that if not treated it could manifest into full blown
accute manflu
Have you ever had Manflu and how did you even begin to cope and self medicate this most virulent dissorder of the humane body.
Do you believe man flu exists or is it just an urban legend and would you even wish it on your worsest enemy ?
http://manflu.info/index.htm
I have been brought to my knees this weekend through lack of energy reducing my firm sinews and defined limbs to jellified slush and my attention span of worldy events metamorphasising into that of a lobotomised guppie.
No longer will my limbs carry me on this sebatical to jeruselem or the promised land of fiscal delight.
Absolutely critical this week that I saddled my steed riding for monetry aquisition after four weeks absence with R and R
Manflu is the subject of ridicule among women and the whining, moaning men forever complaining about being ill.
But lots of experts says man flu is not a myth and that men may have weaker immune systems or be more affected by the symptons of a cold than women.
The point of interst is that men have a tendancey to try to get on with life overriding the pain and dicomfort associated with this most hideous of malodies sucummbing only after courageous man like effort against it's viral chemical chain of nasties
My throat feels like it has been hacked by razors and my osophigous has swolen to abnormal proportions restricting breathing.
Language and communication is difficult as I remain a little horse.
I battled on and worked friday and then saturday into the early hours of Sunday morning were I remained steadfastly refusing to leave of my post with little regard to my own safety and without a single murmer of complaint.
So today I self medicate with hot tomatoe soup and baggete and just gin and tonic to drink as Juniper has life giving repair properties that can aid well being.Aiding with antiseptic sudorific antireumatic depurative antispasmodic stimulating stomachicastringent and tonic substance.
I also took six cocodemals and gargled with listerene on the hour every hour with the knoledge that if not treated it could manifest into full blown
accute manflu
Have you ever had Manflu and how did you even begin to cope and self medicate this most virulent dissorder of the humane body.
Do you believe man flu exists or is it just an urban legend and would you even wish it on your worsest enemy ?
http://manflu.info/index.htm
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