jay_mcfc
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She looks sinister and evil, so what?WTF has the way she looks got to do with anything?
She looks sinister and evil, so what?WTF has the way she looks got to do with anything?
Was at the autec range as well when we got hit by a yank test torpedo; I was closed up in the tiller flat with the club swinger. I heard both olympus gas turbines start running up, then the ship started judding like fuck as it went full speed, then heard over the tannoy "Stand by for collision aft; torpedo inbound" Never taken so many clips off a door so fast. It was a loud bang when it hit, it put a dint in the side which we went into Key West to get fixed - extra weeks leave. Winner.
Yes. All that happened was a little flag popped out with the word "Bang" on it.Christ. Was everyone ok?
Yes. All that happened was a little flag popped out with the word "Bang" on it.
Skimmers still easy targets then :)And people think the odd missile going on a tangent is news lol,
I was on the bridge when the practice bomb hit us it punched a hole right thru the flight deck and took out a wafus mess (they was the ones injured, who'd a thunk it wafus in their pits in the afternoon) luckily just the 1lb detonator charge went off as it came to rest a couple of decks up from the avcat tanks, all I remember was a loud booom then the navigator shouting 'the daft bastards hit us' was told later if the main charge had gone off it would've ignited the avcat and snapped the ship in half so it's a good job some of the stuff don't work sometimes ha
Jezza's defence policy in a nutshell.
I just remembered this now. Had a friend who was in the mess at the time, was on the Aircraft controllers course with him. Kev Bridge (i think) ex coalminer from Nottinham. Told me all the wafu were running out whilst all the stokers in the attack party were all trying to run in.And people think the odd missile going on a tangent is news lol,
I was on the bridge when the practice bomb hit us it punched a hole right thru the flight deck and took out a wafus mess (they was the ones injured, who'd a thunk it wafus in their pits in the afternoon) luckily just the 1lb detonator charge went off as it came to rest a couple of decks up from the avcat tanks, all I remember was a loud booom then the navigator shouting 'the daft bastards hit us' was told later if the main charge had gone off it would've ignited the avcat and snapped the ship in half so it's a good job some of the stuff don't work sometimes ha
Would you shag herWTF has the way she looks got to do with anything?
Its am art form to which many aspire, but few reach our dizzy heights ;-)You really are an anathema to me. Probably one of the most successful and intelligent people on here and far too nice and self deprecating. #bemorecunt like me and @Helmet Cole