Glass Tunnel now taking shape

Seriously, if anyone here dropped the big one on Euromillions, would you not spunk at least one season's worth on a table for you and yours in the tunnel club?
 
Ska Blue said:
Dinner suit or white tuxedo and black trousers for gentlemen and ball gowns for ladies.

You will be provided with white cotton gloves which much be used when politely applauding periods of good play. You must wait for the 'applause' panel in front of you to illuminate before clapping and failure to adhere to this will result in being ejected from the stadium.

Heckling of players and officials is strictly prohibited and will incur lifetime bans.

Banter with away fans must be via the new tunnel club method of presenting a handwritten note to a bellboy who will present it on a silver salver to the away fan of your choice. Example: you write "does she take it up the arse?" If the recipient takes exception to your message, you will be ejected from the ground.

Taking exception to players spitting, picking their noses, scratching their bums and adjusting their dangly bits whilst you're eating your food is prohibited.

We hope you enjoy your new match day experience.
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Brilliant! :D
 
Ska Blue said:
Dinner suit or white tuxedo and black trousers for gentlemen and ball gowns for ladies.

You will be provided with white cotton gloves which much be used when politely applauding periods of good play. You must wait for the 'applause' panel in front of you to illuminate before clapping and failure to adhere to this will result in being ejected from the stadium.

Heckling of players and officials is strictly prohibited and will incur lifetime bans.

Banter with away fans must be via the new tunnel club method of presenting a handwritten note to a bellboy who will present it on a silver salver to the away fan of your choice. Example: you write "does she take it up the arse?" If the recipient takes exception to your message, you will be ejected from the ground.

Taking exception to players spitting, picking their noses, scratching their bums and adjusting their dangly bits whilst you're eating your food is prohibited.

We hope you enjoy your new match day experience.
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Don't forget to take a 20p coin to release the opera glasses available in front of your seat.
 
nmc said:
Players are right cheap skates (on the whole) they live in a world where they pay for very little. Get given / lent all manor of things.
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Reckon Mendy will shout us all a game in there! :P

Appreciate this upgrade, whilst there are unlucky clubs who live in the dark ages..
http://www.skysports.com/football/n...nchester-united-dressing-room-at-old-trafford
(And it get's worse for them.. not only are they ashamed of this.. they've built an upgraded "replica" changing room for their tour.. http://www.manchestergossip.com/spo...reatest-football-story-ever-told-now-free-all ) Oh the shame.
 
GaudinoMotors said:
It will be the usual dress code for football hospitality types.
A slightly too tight fitting and too shiny suit, very thin tie with button down shirt collar, brown pointy shoes, excessive cheap aftershave. Make sure you loiter outside first.
Extra marks if your partner looks like it's Aintree ladies day.
Enjoy.
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Will do cheers :)
 
Ska Blue said:
Dinner suit or white tuxedo and black trousers for gentlemen and ball gowns for ladies.

You will be provided with white cotton gloves which much be used when politely applauding periods of good play. You must wait for the 'applause' panel in front of you to illuminate before clapping and failure to adhere to this will result in being ejected from the stadium.

Heckling of players and officials is strictly prohibited and will incur lifetime bans.

Banter with away fans must be via the new tunnel club method of presenting a handwritten note to a bellboy who will present it on a silver salver to the away fan of your choice. Example: you write "does she take it up the arse?" If the recipient takes exception to your message, you will be ejected from the ground.

Taking exception to players spitting, picking their noses, scratching their bums and adjusting their dangly bits whilst you're eating your food is prohibited.

We hope you enjoy your new match day experience.
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Could I politely and respectfully enquire if I will have to provide my own ketchup and Brown sauce?
 
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