jayfx said:
Yeah, much better to keep this lying fascist in power to completely crush the working classes!
UK is the 6th richest country in the world but cameron sees it fit to squeeze out what he can from the working class and essential services while lining the pockets of MP's, Bankers and all his other rich chums in the city? It will be like being back in the 1930's if the tories get back in! All in it together my arse!!
Crush the workings classes : )
Stereotypical 1970's sit com rom com chit chat kitkat
David has evolved.
Goliath now stands before your quivering quims
His counterparts have not however evolved and are firmly entrenched in a Dickensonian novel entitled
"we want more"with a lickle splash of grime and a dose of rickets for good measure.
I have to say how magnificent David actually looks in his new tache although I thought the Nazi insignia was sour grapes and SAD stereotypical behavior from the hippy studentite luddite bisto gravy fed bygone era's of coal fires and outside shithouses.
Poor ,you were lucky
Michael Palin You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down the mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
Graham Chapman Luxury! We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us
around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!
Terry Gilliam Well, we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.
Eric Idle Right. steels himself I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
Michael Palin But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
All Nope, nope...
Thankfully things have changed and Dave does care about the working classes
All politicians receive more money than us because they deserve it because they are more articulate and cleverer and studied long and hard to get to the pinnacles of their careers.
As long as they remember us ordinary Joe soaps who try hard and do their best then that will suffice me
Bless Dave and god bless his mustache.
Tax threshold should now increase to 12k and the tax credits enhanced to encourage and reward triers.
Retirement age reduced ?
Please do not remove our saddles in the happy fields n slap our arses and watch us then drop in a miserable heap.
Love us and care for us because we were your industrial hamster wheels.
Reward for a lifetime of service.