My mistake. I was informed mopery was exposing one's self to blind people. I suppose I should have looked into it further.
It doesn't matter what country or county you come from, there will be a bylaw that was created back in the middle ages designed to stop men like @Paul Lake's Left Knee, @gordondaviesmoustache and @TCIB from committing atrocities in the local public houses. The laws are no longer upheld but the crimes are still a worry to every poor put upon piss pot north of the River Severn. They are relentless in their quest to make every other fuckers life a complete misery.