My wife and kids are leaving me...

[GStar]

Because of my obsession with horse racing.

My wife said it has taken over my life and become unbearable.
I don't know how I will cope without them.

Anyway, they're all at the gate now... and they're off!

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

If this is serious I'm sorry to hear that, it's the ruin of many a relationship. Chin up mate.

 

[BulgarianPride]

Because of my obsession with horse racing.

My wife said it has taken over my life and become unbearable.
I don't know how I will cope without them.

Anyway, they're all at the gate now... and they're off!

what a weird name for a horse.

 

[Anonymous]

Mine threatened to fuck off due to a sports obsession. I said I'd take her out so I booked a table. Unfortunately, she hates snooker.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Because of my obsession with horse racing.

My wife said it has taken over my life and become unbearable.
I don't know how I will cope without them.

Anyway, they're all at the gate now... and they're off!

Whats off.

 

[bluemoon27]

i strapped a lawnmower engine to a cardboard box and managed to get dvla to registar it,now to give them twats a ring and see if they really do buy any car

 

[pieface]

My girlfriend left blaming the break up on my gambling addiction....
help..how can i win her back.

 

[balkanno]

hahaha brilliant

 

[Bill]

Because of my obsession with horse racing.

My wife said it has taken over my life and become unbearable.
I don't know how I will cope without them.

Anyway, they're all at the gate now... and they're off!

Shortest marriage I've ever known.

 

[salfordpaul]

my mrs left me because of my obsession with football...cited it in divorce papers ..the lot!

i said she was being unreasonable.....i was with her for EIGHT SEASONS !!