My wife and kids are leaving me...

[WyongBlue]

When my Wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.

Absolutely brilliant........

 

[BWTAC]

My wife left me due to my obsession with touching pasta.............i'm feeling cannaloni right now.

 

[u2fme2]

If this is serious I'm sorry to hear that, it's the ruin of many a relationship. Chin up mate.

some how i don't think so

 

[Richie]

My wife told me I'd never amount to much because of my obsession with Phil Collins (RIP).

Well take a look at me now.

 

[GStar]

Shortest marriage I've ever known.

I know it didn't last furlong, we fell at the first jump.

 

[BWTAC]

Shortest marriage I've ever known.

I know it didn't last furlong, we fell at the first jump.

Don't worry, you'll soon be back in the saddle, its just one of life's hurdles.

 

[Ticket For Schalke]

Why the long face?

 

[mammyjam]

my girlfriend threatened to leave me because of my obsession with skyrim but i persuaded her to stay... speech skill increased to 64

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Did you nag her?

 

[the god Gerry Gow]

My mate came in the pub looking all haggard last night.

He eventually said his missus had left 3 weeks before to get some milk but hadn't returned.

I asked him how he was doing n he said it was ok he had some powdered.