My wife and kids are leaving me...

[BimboBob]

I thought you were gay.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

she did mention you were good, good to firm in places.

 

[cyclops]

When my Wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.

 

[pieface]

haha..women are like hurricanes,when they come wet and warm.
when they go they take your fuckin house and car with them.

 

[Anonymous]

Just been watching Sky News and they showed the cruise liner. It said it was lying on its side with a gash the size of a tennis court. I happened to glance at the wife and it all kicked off.

 

[billy_big_spuds]

When my Wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.

Top!

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

When my Wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.

That's probably an old joke, but I've never heard it before and burst out laughing. Thank you!

 

[johnmc]

Did someone tell it you and you found it funny? Maybe not as good in print?

 

[nelsons willie]

Did someone tell it you and you found it funny? Maybe not as good in print?

well im a believer

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Did someone tell it you and you found it funny? Maybe not as good in print?

What the fuck has what I laugh at got to do with you, pal?