I don't think this has been on here before:
The Pope and Jeremy Corbyn are enjoying lunch at a street-side café by the Thames. During the lunch, a gust of wind blows the Pope's hat off. It soars up into the air, before coming down in the middle of the river where it floats at least 60 yards away.
The Pope's security team rush to find a boat, but Jeremy waves them off, saying "It's OK, boys, I'll get it." He climbs over the wall of The Embankment, down a ladder, and then WALKS ON THE WATER, picks up the hat, walks back on the water, climbs up the ladder onto dry land, and hands the hat back to the Pope, whose security team and entourage are rendered speechless by what they've just witnessed.
In the evening, BBC News reports the story with the headline:
JEREMY CORBYN CAN'T SWIM