jollycity
Well-Known Member
In the 28 years I've worked for my employer, I've been off two or three days....... These young un's !!!
Stuart said:Neck a few depositories and when you start your shift a couple of days before, tell the gaffer you think you ate a dodgy kebab last night and you feel rough. Stomach pains , shaky, clammy etc..
Then after a hour or so when the depositories kick in, shit all over the gaff and ask to be excused.
Then take the week off and remember to stay away from eating any kebabs.(Karma etc..)
Gelsons Dad said:Get yourself a cucumber from northern Germany. You'll be off for quite some time ;-)