Top Facts About Glauber Berti

[THEBLUEDONKEY]

Upon meeting with the oracle at delphi chaerephone asked if there was anybody wiser than socrates .the oracle replied that there was only one .Glauber Berti

 

[kiran111]

To the tune of 10 green bottles:

There's one Glauber Berti, sitting on the wall,
One Glauber Berti, sitting on on the wall,
And if one Glauber Berti, should accidentally fallll...

There'll be one Glauber Berti, and no f*cking wall!

That is brill, needs to get started at an away game. No 1 will join in if u sing it at home.

CTID x

 

[Jah]

Glauber Berti once closed a black hole

 

[The Goat Feeder]

Glauber Berti can kid a kidder

Glauber Berti ordered a big mac at berger king....and got one

Glauber Berti can build a snowman out of rain

Clauber Berti makes onions cry

Clauber Berti can bullshit a bullshitter

 

[leachyboi]

Glauber Berti can eat 7 yorkies at once

Glauber Berti doesn't take no messing about when buying a pie at City!!

 

[glen quagmire]

glauber berti is paid fortunes to be robinho's friend
glauber berti has a wooden leg
glauber berti will move on if robinho does
glauber berti is not really brazilian
glauber berti is the worst defender we have
can we please move on with something else now?

 

[penguins4kompany]

Glauber berti read the entire works of Shakespeare whilst just browsing.

 

[glen quagmire]

glauber berti started this thread.....

 

[Blue Jam]

Glauber Berti once baked himself inside a over-sized, novelty birthday cake, and went on to eat himself out of it. The cake was made in a bathtub, with him sat inside, building it up around him.

 

[madmank]

now this is a true fact

last night after the game mr b,(berti),bojinov,and Garrido were taken back out onto the pitch and were doing short sprints,and then a bit of quick passing.