United thread 2017/18

Discussion in 'General football forum' started by mat, 19 Jun 2017.

  1. nellyonthewing

    nellyonthewing

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  2. blue b4 the moon

    blue b4 the moon

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    Wonderbra Baby Pad......for all those weeping tits.
     
  3. Neville Kneville

    Neville Kneville

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    The Armitage Shanks Stadium
     
  4. Dreadzone

    Dreadzone

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    Hahahaha
     
  5. Bluekiwi

    Bluekiwi

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    A suggestion for the name of the swamp .........................

    The Durian Arena

    Now for those of you who haven't visited places like Singapore or Malaysia just read this from Wikipedia.....................


    Some people regard the durian as having a pleasantly sweet fragrance, whereas others find the aroma overpowering with an unpleasant odour. The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust, and has been described variously as rotten onions, turpentine, and raw sewage. The persistence of its odour, which may linger for several days, has led to the fruit's banishment from certain hotels and public transportation in southeast Asia.

    I have had the pleasure (yeah right) of coming into contact with the Durian and I assure you - it stinks something terrible just like ManU
     
  6. manimanc

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  7. kiam06

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    Those drugs must have been strong from 1992 until Fergie left.
     
  8. marcus

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    Is that real or some weird parody ?
     
  9. bluethrunthru

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    There are a few people on there who - if I were City and Pep - would be getting a letter asking them to post a full apology on Sad Cafe. The number of baseless allegations on there is unbelievable. They are so desperate after their eclipse following the exit of the Pisscan is finally sinking in.
     
  10. Why is there not a thread about Newcastle doping? They outran them for 90 minutes on Sunday, it’s a conspiracy I tell you.
     

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