remember arthur mann
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Had a few at our place, they were called, Managers !
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Useless employees
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inchy14
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Another thread about Bravo, poor bastard.
Had a few at our place, they were called, Managers !
You took the words out of my mouth! Where I used to work there were three levels of managers who were utterly incompetent.
Prestwich_Blue
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Not another Vicky Kloss thread. :-)A female in my office does literally nothing, and hasn't for months. How someone can text for seven and a half hours a day is beyond me. Occasionally she'll have a break from her phone to look at herself in her pocket mirror then it's head down and back to her apple device of choice. I challenge anyone to give me an example of a colleague who takes avoiding work at all costs so seriously and with such dedication.
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That's what they're for.You took the words out of my mouth! Where I used to work there were three levels of managers who were utterly incompetent.
Lancet Fluke
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Is that a fag and a shit or a fag and a wank?We had one years ago at a place I worked in Wythenshawe. He was part of a 4 man team and without the fourth man the job really slowed down. Every hour for 15 minutes this lazy twat used to waltz off to the toilets for a fag and a (*^(&^. This pissed me off so I found out which trap he went in and put some battery acid from the stacker trucks on the seat. That cured the problem but just to be sure we locked him in an empty 40 foot container and sent him to Oldham.
That's what they're for.
True.
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I worked for company that had one of it's offices in Birmingham. The receptionist there was a real lazy cow, so much so that when I phoned and asked to speak to one of my colleagues and she told me he was on another call, I asked if she could pass on a message and she replied, "can't you ring him back"
She was too fucking lazy even to take a message
A few months later the company found a reason to sack her and when the new receptionist arrived and started filing all months of paperwork that was stacked up, she found a tracing of the old receptionist's hand, even with a drawn in wart with an arrow pointing to it with "wart" written
She was too fucking lazy even to take a message
A few months later the company found a reason to sack her and when the new receptionist arrived and started filing all months of paperwork that was stacked up, she found a tracing of the old receptionist's hand, even with a drawn in wart with an arrow pointing to it with "wart" written
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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A female in my office does literally nothing, and hasn't for months. How someone can text for seven and a half hours a day is beyond me. Occasionally she'll have a break from her phone to look at herself in her pocket mirror then it's head down and back to her apple device of choice. I challenge anyone to give me an example of a colleague who takes avoiding work at all costs so seriously and with such dedication.
She's the boss, then?
dronefromsector7G
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First reply mate, been doneNot another Vicky Kloss thread. :-)