What do you look for in an ideal pub?

[talkativesprout]

It's amazing how posts from the 1970's can appear on here at random.

Wouldn't get cheek off ruffians like you in my day...*grumble grumble, no respect, clip round the ear :)

 

[toolah1511]

Ok so whats an MCT ? We live in NZ so for my famdamily it was there first experience of a country pub and accommodation... was seamless .... go back in a heartbeat ...

MCT = middle class twat
Loads of em in the pubs round here

 

[sky tot]

Cask ales
Foreign & local craft beers
Open fire
Pop up foodie stalls
Decent food
Pub dog
Plenty of bar staff ( fit preferably)
Beer garden
Beer festivals
Live music
I give you the Norfolk Arms in Marple Bridge .

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Cask ales
Foreign & local craft beers
Open fire
Pop up foodie stalls
Decent food
Pub dog
Plenty of bar staff ( fit preferably)
Beer garden
Beer festivals
Live music
I give you the Norfolk Arms in Marple Bridge .

No fucking way. I was getting down to the end of your list with that pub in mind. Except I usually go in teatime midweek when it's just one bloke serving. I know what you mean though - I reckon those girls are related to the landlord

 

[sky tot]

No fucking way. I was getting down to the end of your list with that pub in mind. Except I usually go in teatime midweek when it's just one bloke serving. I know what you mean though - I reckon those girls are related to the landlord

Landlord seems ok but his Mrs is a bit of a misery.. Didn't he used to have a surfer dude business partner who was a rag ? Another plus point if it's Rag free

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Wouldn't get cheek off ruffians like you in my day...*grumble grumble, no respect, clip round the ear :)

Roll us yer cap granddad!!

 

[talkativesprout]

Roll us yer cap granddad!!

That reference in its self makes me feel, your one of them Orange blokes with Highlights.....and more wrinkles than Khamoons bitches

 

[RadcliffeRick]

That reference in its self makes me feel, your one of them Orange blokes with Highlights.....and more wrinkles than Khamoons bitches

Don't forget the hairy chest and the medallion.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

My ideal pub is now a fucking Sainsbury's.

Cunts.

 

[talkativesprout]

Hairy Chest...never had one mate...and it has pissed me off no end.

.I look up to the gods and say......"Im nearly 50, have hairs ingrowing on my arse, I have hairs zooming in my ears and nose, I have toes like something out of Carry On Screaming yet the hair growth of a 12 yr old boy on my chest