United thread 2017/18

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Jose the shitbag getting Duncan the gobshite to write articles for him because he's not getting what he wants.

What is Woodward supposed to do when the players Jose wants turns the club down? it's Jose's expectations which are too high.. when 5-6 clubs are chasing the same player, why choose the team that finished 6th?

And who in there right mind would blow £100M on a Real Madrid reserve player!? he really is spoilt Mourinho use to getting an unlimited transfer "warchest".

Jose really is a snake, getting his excuses in early before the inevitable happens. Same cycle at every club. Tiresome now his routine.

But lovely from a City point of view LOL get the popcorn ready for the car crash TV !
 
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It's like clockwork isn't it, after his first season he generally starts to fall out with players and staff, by the 3rd year he is in total isolation mode and on his way out.

Fuck him.

Contrast to Pep's cool, calm and collective approach of building a team up to success.

He really is a one-trick pony is Mourinho. I think his "methods" are all exposed now and he had nothing left.. charlatan. The press and media know exactly what buttons to press, what questinos to ask.. and teams know how to play against him.

All very predictable but great to see the implosion of the RAG's. Mourinho was never a long-term fit.. that is why Moyes was the Chosen One.

Sacked by Real Madrid, sacked by Chelsea, if he's sacked by the RAG's there's nowhere left for him to go he hasn't burnt bridges.. I suppose PSG but Carlo is a much better manager (Portugal National Team might be next for him). He might have to wind his neck in out of necessity as for the first time ever, Mourinho needs a club more than they need him. He is damaged goods.
 


Got to say, Woodward is terrible at dabbing


"Watch this space!"

Yes, and bring the popcorn for the ride! it's going to be a great sideshow watching all the in-fighting at the RAG's this season, especially if results are going against them early on..
 
"Watch this space!"

Yes, and bring the popcorn for the ride! it's going to be a great sideshow watching all the in-fighting at the RAG's this season, especially if results are going against them early on..
Hence the reason they have been given the easiest of starts. The league wants to keep them relevant for as long as possible. Keep the rag sheep tuned in to their subscription tv.
 
I can assure you I'm no rag. I am just not biased like most of the people on here and can appreciate when some achieves something decent. I said Roy keane did a good job in getting Sunderland promoted taking them from the bottom to the top. Fact. I said ronaldo in my opinion is the best player in the world an would be the difference between us winning the champions league. Opinion. I said fergie bottled it getting out when he did. Opinion. I said mourinho is a master when it comes to cup competitions. Fact. I speak my mind. If that makes you think I'm a rag, more fool you.

And more fool me as well
 
I liked the fact that ED fucked off to NZ to watch the rugby :-)

Don't blame him, bet he's sick of his phone going off and thinking "feck it's Moanrinho again!!" and puts it on voicemail. Who wants that when they are on vacation? Mourinho's job is to focus on the players he has, and get the best out of them.
 
What is Woodward supposed to do when the players Jose wants turns the club down? it's Jose's expectations which are too high.. when 5-6 clubs are chasing the same player, why choose the team that finished 6th?

And who in there right mind would blow £100M on a Real Madrid reserve player!? he really is spoilt Mourinho use to getting an unlimited transfer "warchest".

Jose really is a snake, getting his excuses in early before the inevitable happens. Same cycle at every club. Tiresome now his routine.

But lovely from a City point of view LOL get the popcorn ready for the car crash TV !

What with Popcorn and Jelly and Ice Cream, there's going to be some big Bluemooners.
 
Hence the reason they have been given the easiest of starts. The league wants to keep them relevant for as long as possible. Keep the rag sheep tuned in to their subscription tv.
Hey. Easiest of starts! You're having a laugh aren't you? This'll be one of their hardest starts in years!
 
So Jose Mouri... sorry Duncan Castles has spat out an article along the lines of ' Jose unhappy with transfer dealings, demands Woody sort shit out'. This could be fun

Rooney is going to see Jose today or tomorrow to for talks on his future, 'so my future Jose...what future...fuck!'
 
We know Woodward is a clown, but when he's handed a list of top level targets by Jose, it makes his job a tad difficult. It's like me handing my mates a shortlist of girls i'd like to take out and including supermodels and film stars on it...

Jose & United need to realise the level they're at now, and the premise of 'everyone wants to play for a big club like United' is a very dated one....
 
So the rumblings of him being unhappy have been seeded. Excuses in place for next season already and something to build on when he decides to leave as they wouldnt back him with transfers.

Then on to the next club, rinse and repeat.
 
I find it staggering the number of united fans who are expecting mourinho to be there for 5-10 years it's as if they've not followed the guys career at all. He's going to leave them in a right mess with old players like Matic and Perisic on big money.
 
We know Woodward is a clown, but when he's handed a list of top level targets by Jose, it makes his job a tad difficult. It's like me handing my mates a shortlist of girls i'd like to take out and including supermodels and film stars on it...

Jose & United need to realise the level they're at now, and the premise of 'everyone wants to play for a big club like United' is a very dated one....

The type of football Utd play now and Jose as a manager are major reasons as well for the inability to attract Top Talent. Morata if they get him not as good as Ibra and without the presence around the club that Ibra would have. These are great days.
 
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