Alexis Sanchez

[FantasyIreland]

Where is this from mate? Is it his official twitter? Should have got his mum to ring in for him!

Must have been the Chile.

 

[allan harper]

Must have been the Chile.

You're talking like a woman, At least show a bit of sympathy, the man's got man flu, he could be out of action for a good few months. I've had it a few times, it's bastard illness.

 

[nmc]

Wenger is in denial - Sanchez told them at the end of the season he wants off, Wenger ignored him and tried to make out they'd been exchanging pleasant texts all summer. Looking increasingly like there will be a stand off. I'm ill and cant come back and by the way i want to go to City - and if I dont get a move I could be ill for some time.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

This is great. The pictures of him with a scarf on is the most unconvincing I've ever seen. Reminds me of myself when I used to fake being ill when I didn't want to go to school. Put on a low tone of voice and rubbing my stomach. You know what to do Sanchez!

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

You're talking like a woman, At least show a bit of sympathy, the man's got man flu, he could be out of action for a good few months. I've had it a few times, it's bastard illness.

Worse than that fooking child birth bollocks.

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

He's sick of Wenger, it takes 20 yrs to get over that surrender monkey.
Offer them 20M plus wages, which will be the 60M reported in the papers, millions of people walk away happy, except squashed trainer face who didn't see it


Coming.

 

[taleofbluehalves]

Wenger is in denial - Sanchez told them at the end of the season he wants off, Wenger ignored him and tried to make out they'd been exchanging pleasant texts all summer. Looking increasingly like there will be a stand off. I'm ill and cant come back and by the way i want to go to City - and if I dont get a move I could be ill for some time.

I'm sure this will happen. Perhaps Arsenal will just get a player or two in first.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

I can't see Wenger being very good at the 'Return to Work' interview, I bet he'll believe excuse.

Alexis will say he's feeling Chile ;)

I'll get my coat

 

[goalmole]

Sanchez pulling the old 'pretend i'm sick a few days before I have to go to work so they'll believe me' manoeuvre.

He's got the Blues

 

[cityzennn93:20]

Lol all these conspiracy theories maybe he is just genuinely sick ?

 

[flb]

This is great. The pictures of him with a scarf on is the most unconvincing I've ever seen. Reminds me of myself when I used to fake being ill when I didn't want to go to school. Put on a low tone of voice and rubbing my stomach. You know what to do Sanchez!

I used to put a tin of big soup down the toilet- always worked for me.

 

[omri]

Bet you he does.
Bet he even plays for them at the start of the season before he leaves.

like i said,dont think Sanchez train with them one day.

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

He's pulled a sickie!!!

Come off it he was in a worse state when the ball hit him from that throw in ... that nearly killed him but he managed to get up and play on did you see the cut on his lip ....... :)

 

[Ric]

Looks like he's keeping his end of the deal.

 

[doobyedoobye]

This will send Wenger to the brink....

 

[Wolfkin]

Looks like he's keeping his end of the deal.

Are you referring to his tweet?

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Looks like he's keeping his end of the deal.

Depends what end he's not feeling well from ;)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

 

[richards30]

anyone get the feeling that alexis really doesn't want to go back to arsenal to start training?

 

[BlueRockape]

Come off it he was in a worse state when the ball hit him from that throw in ... that nearly killed him but he managed to get up and play on did you see the cut on his lip ....... :)

When we sign him this clip will be shown every five minutes