United thread 2017/18

[Machiavelli]

He's already been likened to Keane by the Yorkshire simpleton.

What sort of dog does Matic own?

 

[Daz_Blue]

United sign Matic for £40m + £10m and the media report it as £40m. City sign Walker for £45m + £5m and the media report it as £50m

 

[Blue Hefner]

30 Sep - Premier League

Man United

vs
15:00
Crystal Palace

14 Oct - Premier League

Liverpool

vs
15:00
Man United

21 Oct - Premier League

Huddersfield

vs
15:00
Man United

28 Oct - Premier League

Man United

vs
15:00
Tottenham

4 Nov - Premier League

Chelsea

vs
15:00
Man United

Liverpool, Spurs and Chelsea all within 4 games. That will be the key to their season. Lose or 0-0 them and the fans will be pissed off. Stuff a few 1-0s and they'll be made up. They want to back at the top, at all costs. So, if buying a basketball team is the way to do it, that is exactly what they will do

 

[city986]

Looks like he's built a team to get out of the championship not to win a premier league

 

[goatersnipple]

C R fucking 7?????

Who the fuck would put that...

What do you call the granny shagger.. ...... .
F C 10

 

[waspish]

Their midfield 3 will of Pogba Matic and Herrera will be very difficult to play through. United will be a complete Mourinho side, defensively sound, physical midfield and wide men for creativity playing around a target man. They will also be a very tall side. Could be a Stoke team with better footballers.

Yeah but get past them they will turn like oil tanker they be all fcuked with 10mins to go when we pass em to death.

 

[worsleyweb]

30 Sep - Premier League

Man United

vs
15:00
Crystal Palace

14 Oct - Premier League

Liverpool

vs
15:00
Man United

21 Oct - Premier League

Huddersfield

vs
15:00
Man United

28 Oct - Premier League

Man United

vs
15:00
Tottenham

4 Nov - Premier League

Chelsea

vs
15:00
Man United

Liverpool, Spurs and Chelsea all within 4 games. That will be the key to their season. Lose or 0-0 them and the fans will be pissed off. Stuff a few 1-0s and they'll be made up. They want to back at the top, at all costs. So, if buying a basketball team is the way to do it, that is exactly what they will do

I am going for 3 wins and 2 losses in that lot! 9 points from 15 and behind us for the entire season.

 

[br88]

The average height of the United team must be ridiculous....I am hearing that LeBron James is the next target...haha!!!!!!.

 

[kaz7]

Looks like he's built a team to get out of the championship not to win a premier league

Haha that sums it up nicely

 

[Vienna_70]

United sign Matic for £40m + £10m and the media report it as £40m. City sign Walker for £45m + £5m and the media report it as £50m

I've seen £54 million quoted more often than not.

 

[Xiphos]

Their midfield 3 will of Pogba Matic and Herrera will be very difficult to play through. United will be a complete Mourinho side, defensively sound, physical midfield and wide men for creativity playing around a target man. They will also be a very tall side. Could be a Stoke team with better footballers.

FFS! Maureen really is becoming the Portuguese Pulis: loads of big, formidable-looking blokes packing out their 18 yard box. Who's next for the swamp, Ryan Shawcross?

Exactly, and how many of these big lumps would get into City's starting 11? answer, None
They are miles behind us and mourinho knows it

 

[citytill1die84]

Loads of 1-0 wins for the rags next season they'll be absolutely horrible to watch as well.

 

[dubblue]

Loads of 1-0 wins for the rags next season they'll be absolutely horrible to watch as well.

Horrible to watch but will finish in the top 2/3 come season end.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

So for the same net spend as us they've bought a forward who couldn't trap a bag of cement, a centre half who isn't deemed good enough for the first 11 and needs extra bedding in time and a midfielder who was surplus to requirements at Chelsea as they got a better younger replacement in for the same price. Have I missed anything?

 

[Hoghead]

So for the same net spend as us they've bought a forward who couldn't trap a bag of cement, a centre half who isn't deemed good enough for the first 11 and needs extra bedding in time and a midfielder who was surplus to requirements at Chelsea as they got a better younger replacement in for the same price. Have I missed anything?

Yeah, they are also scum.

 

[roj]

So for the same net spend as us they've bought a forward who couldn't trap a bag of cement, a centre half who isn't deemed good enough for the first 11 and needs extra bedding in time and a midfielder who was surplus to requirements at Chelsea as they got a better younger replacement in for the same price. Have I missed anything?

Yeah the surplus-to-requirements midfielder was bought to try n get some ROI on the 100 mill player they bought last season.

 

[citytill1die84]

Horrible to watch but will finish in the top 2/3 come season end.

That wouldn't surprise me at all. Although I don't think they've really strengthened that much Lukaku for Ibra and Matic for the older Carrick oh and Lindeloff they've not really improved imo.

 

[Zubrman]

Yeah the surplus-to-requirements midfielder was bought to try n get some ROI on the 100 mill player they bought last season.

Republic of Ireland?

 

[malg]

Republic of Ireland?

That's what I thought as well. I'm guessing Return On Investment? Mind you, I'm probably fucking miles out with that!

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Another Robot signed.