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Man United have agreed a £27m deal for PSG defender Serge Aurier. However, he is currently banned from entering the UK. (Source: The Mirror)


PSG are not greedy club
 
Tevez City said:
Man United have agreed a £27m deal for PSG defender Serge Aurier. However, he is currently banned from entering the UK. (Source: The Mirror)


PSG are not greedy club
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Slur Phalix will use his knighthood card to get him in the country with a clean record.
 
What a wonderful window, it appears Conte regards Drinkwater (ex United journeyman footballer) as an upgrade on Matic, Chelsea fans in meltdown as only days after the Matic leaving party seems they are getting Drinkwater. Meanwhile Rag fans still haven't clocked if Chelsea fans in meltdown they should have spontaneously combusted by now as they got the cast off and paid top whack.

Rags trying to talk it up by telling everyone it will release Pogba. Sorry it wont because he will be on the bench when Jose realises his legs have gone and he cant do 90 minutes
 
This releasing Pogba thing, is it only matic that can do this job ?
I am sure Carrick or even bogbrush could have done this last year or am I missing something ?
 
Hahahaha Nemanja Matic kicks the ball into woman’s face and breaks her glasses


Towards the end of the opening half, Matic intercepted the ball near the sideline and attempted to smack the ball against the advertising hoardings and back into his arms.

But it didn't exactly go according to plan as the ball missed the hoarding entirely and smashed directly into the face of a woman sat in the front row.

We certainly hope her glasses weren't too expensive because they broke on impact.

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blueincy said:
Hahahaha Nemanja Matic kicks the ball into woman’s face and breaks her glasses


Towards the end of the opening half, Matic intercepted the ball near the sideline and attempted to smack the ball against the advertising hoardings and back into his arms.

But it didn't exactly go according to plan as the ball missed the hoarding entirely and smashed directly into the face of a woman sat in the front row.

We certainly hope her glasses weren't too expensive because they broke on impact.

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Fucking hell. That isn't funny at all. Why are those twats laughing!
 
mcfc64 said:
This releasing Pogba thing, is it only matic that can do this job ?
I am sure Carrick or even bogbrush could have done this last year or am I missing something ?
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It's a fucking joke, the games where they struggled were at home to teams that sat back and Pogba played like Bambi on ice in the opposition box and missed a truckload of chances (rewatch the Bournemouth game where big nose elbowed the Bournemouth player), it's just the rags justifing the price for a average player
 
blueincy said:
Hahahaha Nemanja Matic kicks the ball into woman’s face and breaks her glasses


Towards the end of the opening half, Matic intercepted the ball near the sideline and attempted to smack the ball against the advertising hoardings and back into his arms.

But it didn't exactly go according to plan as the ball missed the hoarding entirely and smashed directly into the face of a woman sat in the front row.

We certainly hope her glasses weren't too expensive because they broke on impact.

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Did her a favour, she doesn't have to watch that shite now.
 


Thick, thick ****. Why am I not surprised an MUTV commentator doesn't know the rules of the game?
 
For me the only truly meritable thing about this club is being able to compare them to ourselves.

The anti-football, the scumbaggery, the 'we have 600m fans worldwide', the sleeping with our brother's wife, the Mourinho, the theatre of sleeze, the, "THEY SAY, HE. IS. A. LEGEND' and so on, makes me appreciate the club we have.

Every time you question Man City just remember how much worse it could be. Remember this is the club that turned both Angel Di Maria (Arguably the 3rd best player after Ronaldo + Messi in 2014) and Rademel Falcao into jokes. This is the club that said a carthorse goalscorer like Lukaku is worth 70m.

Just be glad this isn't us. Just be glad we're wasting our money on players who are neither A) ****s B) Shit.

Let Manchester United be a reminder, of how life could be so, so so so much, so so so so much, worse.


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mccity said:
For me the only truly meritable thing about this club is being able to compare them to ourselves.

The anti-football, the scumbaggery, the 'we have 600m fans worldwide', the sleeping with our brother's wife, the Mourinho, the theatre of sleeze, the, "THEY SAY, HE. IS. A. LEGEND' and so on, makes me appreciate the club we have.

Every time you question Man City just remember how much worse it could be. Remember this is the club that turned both Angel Di Maria (Arguably the 3rd best player in the world after Ronaldo + Messi in 2014) and Rademel Falcao into jokes. This is the club that said a carthorse goalscorer like Lukaku is worth 70m.

Just be glad this isn't us. Just be glad we're not wasting our money on players who are neither A) C***s B) Shit.

Let Manchester United be a reminder, of how life could be so, so so so much, so so so so much, worse.


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And that banner.

Never ever, ever forget that fucking banner.
 
dickie davies said:
Fucking hell. That isn't funny at all. Why are those twats laughing!
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Was at Fulham a few years back and during the warm up a young girl 'city Fan' took one full in the face from Boring Jimmy Milner.

She broke her glasses too, think she was given a training top and bits.. dunno if the club paid for new glasses though.
 
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