Jack Hackett
Well-Known Member
I spoke to an old crone today as I was walking in the woods with my dogs. She had a basket of apples and I thought I'd buy one, but she refused saying she was looking for a young woman fairer than all usually accompanied by 7 vertically challenged male friends. Had I seen them! She asked? I hadn't as it happened but I did point her in the direction of where locals say such things are normal. She thanked me for my time and said was there anything I might like to ask her? Apparently, she claimed to have second sight. So, I said is it true that Sanchez is going to City? She said, no chance. He hates curry sauce on chips, constant rain and it seems Pep has halitosis, so he is going nowhere.
So, there you have it my friends. He's staying at the Arse. About time, I think after 17,000 plus posts we finally get some real inside info on the matter.
So, there you have it my friends. He's staying at the Arse. About time, I think after 17,000 plus posts we finally get some real inside info on the matter.