United thread 2017/18

[kaz7]

He will be gone soon enough,makes a change from giddy arses i suppose

 

[blue by birth]

Yeah, I suppose you are right. Maybe we should get in touch with Richard Scudamore to see if we can swap our goals against Everton with you guys, because you clearly deserved them more. It's only fair. Maybe we should give Everton the 3 points as well, because De Gea was very lucky to stop them from scoring. Nobody likes a show off.

Like it or not Yoonited are not a good team...you have scored late goals to give an illusion of a dominant performance.
Stoke should have beaten you and Neverton outplayed you in the second half and should have scored but Shrek fucked up.
Southampton outplayed you and they are piss poor ..if they could score you would have been twatted.
Come back when you have played and beaten anybody in the top 4.
Fuck me I hate rag twats that come on here thinking they are something...once a red always a scum bucket

 

[SebastianBlue]

Your stupid fucking response, to my post when I suggested Utd were outplayed for long periods by a struggling Everton side low on form & confidence (which was true, they fucking were & Gary Neville was actually depressed by Utd's performance on commentary) & had to rely on Rooney etc fucking up chance after chance, is so typical rag.

Comparing it with our game, when Rooney scuffed in a goal & we then ran them fucking ragged with ten man & they were lucky to escape with a draw.

Ignoring how poor Utd were, because the scoreline worked out ok in the last few minutes.

Such typical rag mentality.

That's why it's such fun when it fucking crumbles, because half you fucking clowns are so far up your own arses, you can't see any possibility of it going pear shaped, until it does.

Or you could stop moving the goal posts and understand the point that you weren't remotely impressive against Everton despite the final score you giddy fucking red idiot

Yes you're spot on there pal nobody likes a show off. Why do we only get utd fans posting on here when they win? I think that's called being bitter isn't it!

I’ve read through most of the exchange with @Peaky Blinders and as far as I can tell all of you should save your fingers, touchscreens, and cardiovascular systems—he falls squarely under the “never argue with fools, trolls, or drunks... and especially not a foolish drunken troll” category.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I’ve read through most of the exchange with @Peaky Blinders and as far as I can tell all of you should save your fingers, touchscreens, and cardiovascular systems—he falls squarely under the “never argue with fools, trolls, or drunks... and especially not a foolish drunken troll” category.

Foolish, drunken, SCUMMY troll to be precise!

 

[Peaky Blinders]

Yes you're spot on there pal nobody likes a show off. Why do we only get utd fans posting on here when they win? I think that's called being bitter isn't it!

You know why 'rags' come on here? It's not to rub your noses in it after a win. Hypothetically speaking, lets say on the 28th October we beat Spurs 3-0. I can write the narrative to this page right now.

"Lloris should have saved that, he's a shit keeper."

"Fuxsake, why is everyone rolling over for the rags?"

"Lukaku scuffed his goal, didn't mean it at all."

"Pogba should have been sent off."

"Spurs should have had two penalties."

"Spurs are totally shit, we will destroy them at our place."

"Kane is a flat track bully."

"Maureen parked the bus for the last 15 mins, they were shitting it."

I come on here for some guaranteed belly laughs. And I don't mean this in a patronising way, but you know what your gonna get with City fans, they don't ever change. Proper grumpy sods. Like the ones booing during the first half against Crystal Palace. It puts a smile on my face.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

You know why 'rags' come on here? It's not to rub your noses in it after a win. Hypothetically speaking, lets say on the 28th October we beat Spurs 3-0. I can write the narrative to this page right now.

"Lloris should have saved that, he's a shit keeper."

"Fuxsake, why is everyone rolling over for the rags?"

"Lukaku scuffed his goal, didn't mean it at all."

"Pogba should have been sent off."

"Spurs should have had two penalties."

"Spurs are totally shit, we will destroy them at our place."

"Kane is a flat track bully."

"Maureen parked the bus for the last 15 mins, they were shitting it."

I come on here for some guaranteed belly laughs. And I don't mean this in a patronising way, but you know what your gonna get with City fans, they don't ever change. Proper grumpy sods. Like the ones booing during the first half against Crystal Palace. It puts a smile on my face.

Hopefully you'll get shown the door, quick enough. You're just on the wind up.

 

[chedinho]

You know why 'rags' come on here? It's not to rub your noses in it after a win. Hypothetically speaking, lets say on the 28th October we beat Spurs 3-0. I can write the narrative to this page right now.

"Lloris should have saved that, he's a shit keeper."

"Fuxsake, why is everyone rolling over for the rags?"

"Lukaku scuffed his goal, didn't mean it at all."

"Pogba should have been sent off."

"Spurs should have had two penalties."

"Spurs are totally shit, we will destroy them at our place."

"Kane is a flat track bully."

"Maureen parked the bus for the last 15 mins, they were shitting it."

I come on here for some guaranteed belly laughs. And I don't mean this in a patronising way, but you know what your gonna get with City fans, they don't ever change. Proper grumpy sods. Like the ones booing during the first half against Crystal Palace. It puts a smile on my face.

Your not going to beat Spurs 3-0

 

[blueinsa]

You know why 'rags' come on here? It's not to rub your noses in it after a win. Hypothetically speaking, lets say on the 28th October we beat Spurs 3-0. I can write the narrative to this page right now.

"Lloris should have saved that, he's a shit keeper."

"Fuxsake, why is everyone rolling over for the rags?"

"Lukaku scuffed his goal, didn't mean it at all."

"Pogba should have been sent off."

"Spurs should have had two penalties."

"Spurs are totally shit, we will destroy them at our place."

"Kane is a flat track bully."

"Maureen parked the bus for the last 15 mins, they were shitting it."

I come on here for some guaranteed belly laughs. And I don't mean this in a patronising way, but you know what your gonna get with City fans, they don't ever change. Proper grumpy sods. Like the ones booing during the first half against Crystal Palace. It puts a smile on my face.

Your lot are different how?

 

[kaz7]

Your lot are different how?

Fuck him off will you please

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Foolish, drunken, SCUMMY RAGGY troll to be precise!

 

[blueinsa]

Fuck him off will you please

he needs to explain his comments because its one thing being on here as a rival fan but another if he thinks he can take the piss.

 

[SWP's back]

You know why 'rags' come on here? It's not to rub your noses in it after a win. Hypothetically speaking, lets say on the 28th October we beat Spurs 3-0. I can write the narrative to this page right now.

"Lloris should have saved that, he's a shit keeper."

"Fuxsake, why is everyone rolling over for the rags?"

"Lukaku scuffed his goal, didn't mean it at all."

"Pogba should have been sent off."

"Spurs should have had two penalties."

"Spurs are totally shit, we will destroy them at our place."

"Kane is a flat track bully."

"Maureen parked the bus for the last 15 mins, they were shitting it."

I come on here for some guaranteed belly laughs. And I don't mean this in a patronising way, but you know what your gonna get with City fans, they don't ever change. Proper grumpy sods. Like the ones booing during the first half against Crystal Palace. It puts a smile on my face.

Can't see you staying much longer duck

 

[SWP's back]

Like the ones booing during the first half against Crystal Palace. It puts a smile on my face.

What about your fans setting fire to Jose at half time?

(We can all make shit up)

 

[Easy]

You know why 'rags' come on here? It's not to rub your noses in it after a win. Hypothetically speaking, lets say on the 28th October we beat Spurs 3-0. I can write the narrative to this page right now.

"Lloris should have saved that, he's a shit keeper."

"Fuxsake, why is everyone rolling over for the rags?"

"Lukaku scuffed his goal, didn't mean it at all."

"Pogba should have been sent off."

"Spurs should have had two penalties."

"Spurs are totally shit, we will destroy them at our place."

"Kane is a flat track bully."

"Maureen parked the bus for the last 15 mins, they were shitting it."

I come on here for some guaranteed belly laughs. And I don't mean this in a patronising way, but you know what your gonna get with City fans, they don't ever change. Proper grumpy sods. Like the ones booing during the first half against Crystal Palace. It puts a smile on my face.

I'll stop down to your childish level.

If you don't beat Palace 5-0 at least you are inferior to us.

They haven't scored a single goal in the league.

 

[Peaky Blinders]

Your lot are different how?

Can't find a City thread on ragcafe, but the one about Mendy and KDB is mostly very complementary.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/kevin-de-bruyne-man-city-player.408707/page-31

 

[blueinsa]

Can't find a City thread on ragcafe, but the one about Mendy and KDB is mostly very complementary.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/kevin-de-bruyne-man-city-player.408707/page-31

You desperately trying and failing to claim some moral high ground here or that your lot are better fans is laughable and wont wash, especially given your comment you're only here for the belly laughs so to speak.

On that note.....fuck off back to ragcafe and laugh as much as you want there!

 

[manimanc]

You know why 'rags' come on here? It's not to rub your noses in it after a win. Hypothetically speaking, lets say on the 28th October we beat Spurs 3-0. I can write the narrative to this page right now.

"Lloris should have saved that, he's a shit keeper."

"Fuxsake, why is everyone rolling over for the rags?"

"Lukaku scuffed his goal, didn't mean it at all."

"Pogba should have been sent off."

"Spurs should have had two penalties."

"Spurs are totally shit, we will destroy them at our place."

"Kane is a flat track bully."

"Maureen parked the bus for the last 15 mins, they were shitting it."

I come on here for some guaranteed belly laughs. And I don't mean this in a patronising way, but you know what your gonna get with City fans, they don't ever change. Proper grumpy sods. Like the ones booing during the first half against Crystal Palace. It puts a smile on my face.

Have you ever visited the planet earth?

And do you ever go on redcafe after a defeat for utd? You think this place is bad after a defeat?
Jesus wept.
Don't kid yourself pal your forum is just like ours so let's agree on your belly laughs comment shall we.
By the way my name is Mr pot, you must be Mr kettle I presume?

 

[Blue tube]

I've realised this guy is the loudmouth at the pub, used to go can't get at ticket, but I'll talk over everyone in the pub to get my bullshit ripped from motd point across. Thinks he's everyone's mate at the boozer when in fact everyone who sees him thinks here comes ****chops.

Everyone knows that guy don't they?

 

[bluemc1]

You know why 'rags' come on here? It's not to rub your noses in it after a win. Hypothetically speaking, lets say on the 28th October we beat Spurs 3-0. I can write the narrative to this page right now.

"Lloris should have saved that, he's a shit keeper."

"Fuxsake, why is everyone rolling over for the rags?"

"Lukaku scuffed his goal, didn't mean it at all."

"Pogba should have been sent off."

"Spurs should have had two penalties."

"Spurs are totally shit, we will destroy them at our place."

"Kane is a flat track bully."

"Maureen parked the bus for the last 15 mins, they were shitting it."

I come on here for some guaranteed belly laughs. And I don't mean this in a patronising way, but you know what your gonna get with City fans, they don't ever change. Proper grumpy sods. Like the ones booing during the first half against Crystal Palace. It puts a smile on my face.

All I hear off the United fans I know is and this is 100% the truth, every keeper has his best game against us. All teams try harder against us cos we are everyone's biggest game and at the weekend I got, you watch on Saturday no way will Palace defend this bad against us
You don't need to come on here if you want belly laughs, you can just stay closer to home

 

[117 M34]

All I hear off the United fans I know is and this is 100% the truth, every keeper has his best game against us. All teams try harder against us cos we are everyone's biggest game and at the weekend I got, you watch on Saturday no way will Palace defend this bad against us
You don't need to come on here if you want belly laughs, you can just stay closer to home

The bournmouth forum?