United thread 2017/18

[KentBlue]

Don't take it to heart, all new posters are called rags, whether they are or not

Yep. When I first joined this asylum I didn't know the lie of the land and I was immediately called a rag. I went absolutely fucking ape-shit!

 

[Blueknows]

United supporter in peace.
I like City and Chelsea too, and I agree with the criticism of Mourinho's defensive set up. Should be a fascinating battle between the 3 of us.

Dont forget spurs in the battle for the title , my prediction in order
City
Chelsea
Rags
Spurs

 

[redgentleman]

Dont forget spurs in the battle for the title , my prediction in order
City
Chelsea
Rags
Spurs

Kane is on fire atm but I reckon Spurs will fade. They dint have the depth of squad.
I think itll end City, Chelsea United, L8verpool

 

[redgentleman]

Yep. When I first joined this asylum I didn't know the lie of the land and I was immediately called a rag. I went absolutely fucking ape-shit!

Are you Chelsea?

 

[its grim up north]

Well I've been called worse so rag dosnt bother me really.
I am a big fan of Pep and City and unlike most United supporters I really dont care where your money comes from etc. The important thing is the football you play and Pep has you playing fantastic football.

I'm waiting for the "but"

 

[ancoats]

chelsea spurs city in the top 3 for me united will finish 4th at best and jose moaning about something or other then himself united have had the best run of games ever in the premier league this season and its making them look like city and any fool who believes united are on par with city need to go to spec savers and that big lump up front its thinking live is easy at the top but when the goals dry up they will turn on him fast mark my words

 

[kaz7]

I'm waiting for the "but"

That takes about a week,then the arab money and fraudiola posts kick in

 

[Barcon]

That takes about a week,then the arab money and fraudiola posts kick in

 

[Cellarite]

Counter song suggestion.

Romalu Lukaku.
He's your Belgium scoring genius,
Yet you focus on his penis?
It's not for us to say,
But that seems... a-okay

(Bait and switch. It seems like it's going to be as un-PC as their chant, then changes the punchline)

Jesus wept that's poor.

 

[cptnemo]

Yep. When I first joined this asylum I didn't know the lie of the land and I was immediately called a rag. I went absolutely fucking ape-shit!

I feel left out never been called a rag :)

 

[Cookieproof]

I feel left out never been called a rag :)

Rag! I thought I'd give you a bonus exclamation mark as well.

 

[Salfordian Blue]

I feel left out never been called a rag :)

Hey, when you're from my neck of the woods, it's assumed.

And yes, it's as annoying as you'd imagine.

 

[Vienna_70]

Great insight there, Dory.

17 Sep - Premier League

Man United 4 - 0 Everton

21 Aug - Premier League

Man. City 1 - 1 Everton

So, by this twat's logic, we’re better than the rags because we put five past Palace and those wankers scored four.

But it’s not that simple, is it?

 

[Vienna_70]

United supporter in peace.
I like City and Chelsea too, and I agree with the criticism of Mourinho's defensive set up. Should be a fascinating battle between the 3 of us.

Another one coming out of the woodwork.

 

[cptnemo]

Hey, when you're from my neck of the woods, it's assumed.

And yes, it's as annoying as you'd imagine.

Don't worry I used to live right next to chimney pot park which is called langworthy park now. (Don't even know when they changed the name)

 

[Dreadzone]

United supporter in peace.
I like City and Chelsea too, and I agree with the criticism of Mourinho's defensive set up. Should be a fascinating battle between the 3 of us.

Gods Own and I come in peace. Top 3 you say?

 

[worsleyweb]

They are not as good as us.

Ground is shite.

Fans are ugly.

Corporate is like a brewers fayre banquet.

Fuck em!

 

[GornikDaze]

To Red Gentleman and the other less obvious lurking rags... go on admit it you are shitting it!!! Come back when you've played a good side you bastards

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

To Red Gentleman and the other less obvious lurking rags... go on admit it you are shitting it!!! Come back when you've played a good side you bastards

Well said.....cant wait to play them

 

[GornikDaze]

Well said.....cant wait to play them

That was the polite version ;)