United thread 2017/18

[The perfect fumble]

Head explode....

 

[The perfect fumble]

Time to worry....

 

[crazyg]

He's the Sweedish Chris Smalling

More on a par with the Swedish Chef.

 

[Machiavelli]

Any Mancunian vlogs? Nope, didn’t think so.

 

[kaz7]

..."it's a long season and this will be a valuable lesson for United. City just managing to get over Burnley at home doesn't prove anything"

Since when has winning 3-0 just getting past anyone,2 journos up maureens arse are hurting real bad lol

 

[crazyg]

Any Mancunian vlogs? Nope, didn’t think so.

The chances of there being a Mancunian in their 659m support is so small as to be negligible..

 

[manimanc]

Time to worry....

..."it's left a sour taste in your mouth..."
Erm I think you'll find it's called being bitter.
Such a mad accent the brummie accent.....especially when there's a hissy fit happening.

 

[laughing gravy]

Head explode....

the portuagese mr bean t**t bwahahaha

 

[manimanc]

..."it's a long season and this will be a valuable lesson for United. City just managing to get over Burnley at home doesn't prove anything"

Has he really said that?
The thick dormant Geordie imbecile.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Rags should be happy. They should be on first on MOTD tonight :)

Thats what i love about the legendary manyooo-always first.!
First team ever to spend 100m on a midfield player who was,basically, theid own player..lol
First team ever,in this country to spend 75m on a centre forward ,lol
First team ever to have a player they used to own return to old Trafford and relegate them with a cheeky ,impudent,backheel..
Utd.Always first.

 

[Impeccable One]

When scum fans and reporters say they're missing Fellaini, and you know they are, it's then you realize how f.ucked they are !

 

[manimanc]

Ragcafe right now.

 

[BigOscar]

Custis is genuinely on twitter responding "thought you were at the City game" to journalists reporting on United being shit. He's almost comically embarrassing

 

[waspish]

That’s fine with me.
They are very welcome to carry on perpetuating their own mythology as it stops them actually taking a long hard objective look at themselves and recognising what it is they really need to do.

Yep what they really need to do is sack the Boring one and give Poch the job where he will need to spend half billion to replace those 6 foot plus cloggers[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[citytilllidie]

So Jose, you kept the horses in the stable again?

 

[borassic]

Smalling up front hahahahaha

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

When scum fans and reporters say they're missing Fellaini, and you know they are, it's then you realize how f.ucked they are !

Quite comical that isn't it. They are even on the verge of giving him a new contract too apparently.

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

To be fair the busses in Huddersfield are not great.

HOOOFFFFF

 

[Rammy Blue]

He was out of contract at the end of last season... so therefore he was a free agent in effect and could have gone anywhere - we offered him a new contract with no transfer fee involved.

Ok, seeing as you want to be pedantic then I'll point out the EXACT truth - Yaya signed his new 1 year contract at City on the 1st June 2017 whilst he was still under contract as his current deal until 30th June 2017, and therefore was never a free agent.....

 

[BigOscar]

How long until the pundits and journos start trotting out that no one really thought United could win the title and that top 4 is really a huge accomplishment considering that they came 6th last year? It was around Christmas last year when they did iirc, then towards the end it switched from that to "winning the Europa league is much better than coming top 4 anyway, football is about winning trophies"