United thread 2017/18

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

You have to wonder if that jigsaw actually had any pieces to begin with!

It has quite a few pieces, but is impossible to put together.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Great isn't he at stopping all those ball coming right at him and making a meal out of it.

Did you hear the commentator last night when the ball hit his hand and bounced over the bar ?? reckoned the Alpaca meant to palm it away to safety..

yeah right.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

You're looking at the wrong fucking player.

Well I didn't want to say owt .

 

[goatersnipple]

I'm glad matic is the final piece in the jigsaw..has anyone tried to do a jigsaw upside down with no picture

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I'm glad matic is the final piece in the jigsaw..has anyone tried to do a jigsaw upside down with no picture

Man utd players tried to do a 600 piece jigsaw with a picture of a Tiger on it when they realised it was a box of Frosties.

 

[KCblue]

 

[abu13]

So the neighbour says it shows the progress they are making that they only lost by the odd goal in 3,

The rags played their best team maybe with the exception of Baily while Madrid had their top player on the bench, hit the woodwork twice and wasted a number of good opportunities, forced a number of good saves from De Gea they also took off Bale and Isco who were maybe their best 2 players last night.

This could have easily been 5 or 6 an another night.

 

[Joe Pineapple]

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Another shocking display from media darling Pogba. I just don't get the coverage he gets. He is not in the top ten midfielders in England. Way behind Dele Alli, Wanyama, Dembele, Eriksen at Spurs; much worse than Silva, KDB, and Ferdy; not as good as Sigurosson at Swansea and even his teamate Herrera is better than him. He was a flat track bully in the slow-paced Italian league where Juve won 4-0 most weeks and is outpaced in the Premier League. He epitomises the deluded nature of the rags and the moronic nature of most sports hacks.

Carlton's football ability is secondary , it's how many followers he has on social media and his latest haircut , quite happy the main stream media are building him up because he is f*cking useless , he was bought to sell shirts worldwide as the most expensive footballer its absolutely nothing to do what he can do on a football pitch . The Rag propaganda bullshit machine is going full steam ahead , their next treble will be the Manchester Senior Cup, The Fair Play Trophy and the Biggest Floodlights in the League Shield.

 

[GRB]

Carlton's football ability is secondary , it's how many followers he has on social media and his latest haircut , quite happy the main stream media are building him up because he is f*cking useless , he was bought to sell shirts worldwide as the most expensive footballer its absolutely nothing to do what he can do on a football pitch . The Rag propaganda bullshit machine is going full steam ahead , their next treble will be the Manchester Senior Cup, The Fair Play Trophy and the Biggest Floodlights in the League Shield.

Hahaha!!!