United thread 2017/18

[citytilllidie]

Ok, seeing as you want to be pedantic then I'll point out the EXACT truth - Yaya signed his new 1 year contract at City on the 1st June 2017 whilst he was still under contract as his current deal until 30th June 2017, and therefore was never a free agent.....

Come on lads, grow up

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[dennishasdoneit]

Waiting for collywobble to tell us how it's better to lose away against Huddersfield then beat Burnley at home

Superb.

 

[Vienna_70]

Just watched the Terriers' goals on rag café's post-match thread.

Brilliant from Mooy for the first and beaten by their own tactics for the second.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

 

[manimanc]

How long until the pundits and journos start trotting out that no one really thought United could win the title and that top 4 is really a huge accomplishment considering that they came 6th last year? It was around Christmas last year when they did iirc, then towards the end it switched from that to "winning the Europa league is much better than coming top 4 anyway, football is about winning trophies"

The same journos that had utd winning the league after their first game against West ham.
I do believe the phrase "utd are back.." was suggested by a few journalist types.

 

[manimanc]

Just watched the Terriers' goals on rag café's post-match thread.

Brilliant from Mooy for the first and beaten by their own tactics for the second.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I can't believe that sky have put the red jockstraps on as game of the day.....
Oh hang on a minute!

 

[dom]

Lovely comment from a disillusioned one on ESPNFC:

"Jose, playing for 0-1 is difficult to pull off when you go down early 2-0."

Love it!

 

[BigOscar]

The same journos that had utd winning the league after their first game against West ham.
I do believe the phrase "utd are back.." was suggested by a few journalist types.

Yup, like all the pundits who had United as the team to win the league in their predications before last season, because "Mourinho is a winner", then spent the rest of the year telling us that no one expected them to win the league because the teams not good enough

 

[80s Shorts]

I can't believe that sky have put the red jockstraps on as game of the day.....
Oh hang on a minute!

What you complaining about. I'm watching it and its hilarious.

You certainly cannot suggest any sort of agenda in this instance. If there was they would be acting as though the game never happened.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The same journos that had utd winning the league after their first game against West ham.
I do believe the phrase "utd are back.." was suggested by a few journalist types.

The predictable cnts do this every year. And when they lower the expectations all the rags lap it up and conveniently forget the early season boasts

 

[manimanc]

What you complaining about. I'm watching it and its hilarious.

You certainly cannot suggest any sort of agenda in this instance. If there was they would be acting as though the game never happened.

What you complaining about. I'm watching it and its hilarious.

You certainly cannot suggest any sort of agenda in this instance. If there was they would be acting as though the game never happened.

Complaining, moi? How very dare you..

 

[Rammy Blue]

Come on lads, grow up

Dog with a bone mate, lmao.

 

[PW]

the portuagese mr bean t**t bwahahaha

Is it me or do all these scum YouTube bloggers seem to live alone in £25 a week bedsits or halfway houses, have no female or family interest in their lives and have nothing better to do than chunner utter bollocks in front of a view cam for the best part of twenty five minutes.

I don't think there is a day where I get thirty seconds peace and quiet at home, never mind twenty five minutes to record mind numbing gash like that. What with either the kids mithering or the FPO giving me earache like most normal blokes you just wouldn't get chance to broadcast yourself even if you wanted too. However if I was a sad enough twat to do this type of thing the kids would be in and out tapping me up for cash, or a lift somewhere or the FPO telling me to shift a spider out of the bathroom or sending me to the shop for some fucking Always Ultra, a Bag if Monster Munch and a copy of Heat magazine.

I think this is another clear indication of the special breed of people that support that shower of shit and as blues we should be eternally thankful that we were steered in the right direction.

 

[mccity]

Custis is genuinely on twitter responding "thought you were at the City game" to journalists reporting on United being shit. He's almost comically embarrassing

He said it to Jamie Jackson. He's turning on his own brethren.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Just text a rag I know complaining about some wheels that have fallen off a bus up the road, not heard back yet.

LOL!

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

they've lost a game, blimey chill. How about we wait till we are 25/30 points clear with 1 game left.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

What you complaining about. I'm watching it and its hilarious.

You certainly cannot suggest any sort of agenda in this instance. If there was they would be acting as though the game never happened.

Yep, no real complaint about that. Biggest story today and worth it for Lindelof's comedy routine.

 

[dom]

I think it's OK, he's from the Moldovian branch.

I think he may just be a pissed red gog..... (translated: red = ragtwunt; gog = from N Wales gogledd=North in Welsh....’pissed’ = pissed).....

 

[marco]

ermmm,,ive just read on the cafe that it was a stormy day at huddersfiel and if it was a fine day they would have won

 

[FantasyIreland]

ermmm,,ive just read on the cafe that it was a stormy day at huddersfiel and if it was a fine day they would have won

Bollocks,days don't get much finer.