United thread 2017/18

[dario2739]

i would have thought mr piggy would know that the rags play cska at home but twice he says we have to go to moscow. if teams are on same points goal difference decides not head to head so pretty definite they will win the group anyway unless something weird happens at the swamp

Why would he know – the fucker's obviously never stepped foot in the swamp and will only realise his mistake when he checks his BT TV schedule!

 

[inchy14]

When Glen Hoddle is laughing at you and we're all laughing along, it's time to take the dogs for a long wank and never be seen again.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[manchester blue]

Why would he know – the fucker's obviously never stepped foot in the swamp and will only realise his mistake when he checks his BT TV schedule!

Exactly. Every game is a "home" game for him.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Exactly. Every game is a "home" game for him.

He wasn't happy when we got Pep.



They're having difficulty adapting to change, the poor lambs.

 

[schfc6]

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't CL group stage Head to Head and not goal difference? CSKA lost to the rags 4-1. Won't CSKA winning by a 4 goal margin be enough?

On that math 3-0 CSKA would be enough on away goals.

 

[meeesh]

I hope they do and I hope Sanchez scores the winner against them. If he does, it'll have been worth not being able to sign him in the summer just for that.

That would be nice,but I'll be happy with an Arsenal win either way,they can do it on their day.as we saw last Saturday

 

[Gray]

He wasn't happy when we got Pep.



They're having difficulty adapting to change, the poor lambs.

Hosey? Bloody hell what an ignorant tool.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

On that math 3-0 CSKA would be enough on away goals.

Unfortunately, it's wrong. Utd won 4-1 away and have 4 away goals.

 

[Gray]

Have to say, that is truly one of the worst kits i've ever seen... bag of shite, even for those c**ts

They should have used PERSIL.

 

[schfc6]

Unfortunately, it's wrong. Utd won 4-1 away and have 4 away goals.

Ah yes. So 4 and that still sees them second. As many are saying we actually need them to top the group.

 

[its grim up north]

Utd are back utd are back.

yeah 8 points back!

 

[The perfect fumble]

Ah yes. So 4 and that still sees them second. As many are saying we actually need them to top the group.

The only benefit for us is we can send the kids to Ukraine and prepare for the Derby and they will have to prepare for CSK and field a strongish team (for them anyway) on the night.

I know Pep won't do this but he should send Brian Kidd and the reserves to the Ukraine. If things go the way I expect we could roll in to the Derby with a double digit lead on the rags, a victory at the swamp in those circumstances, and I hate to say this for fear of jinxing it, but it really would be game over.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

The only benefit for us is we can send the kids to Ukraine and prepare for the Derby and they will have to prepare for CSK and field a strongish team (for them anyway) on the night.

I know Pep won't do this but he should send Brian Kidd and the reserves to the Ukraine. If things go the way I expect we could roll in to the Derby with a double digit lead on the rags, a victory at the swamp in those circumstances, and I hate to say this for fear of jinxing it, but it really would be game over.

Yeah, I agree, there's no point sending over KDB or Aguero etc; give the many talented youngsters we have in the stable a shot
at Champions League football, although the Rags are 99.9% through, they're now having to deal with a niggling doubt,
we don't.

 

[ZanteWeatherman]

Oh dear....

Top Manchester accent there twatty.

 

[hcblue95]

They won't win anything significant with the big lump up front, but they spent 90m on him so they won't get rid of him any time soon. This gives us at least a couple of years without them challenging for the title or as long as they have Lukaku and Mourinho.

 

[ZanteWeatherman]

They won't win anything significant with the big lump up front, but they spent 90m on him so they won't get rid of him any time soon. This gives us at least a couple of years without them challenging for the title or as long as they have Lukaku and Mourinho.

Only saw the second half............ they made Basil look like world beaters. Shockers throughout the team - Herrera = Gash, Lukaku = Gash, and when Rashford came on = useless. Lingard = Manchester Amateur Sunday League Div 6 quality, 'the lion' was static and did fuck all . All round piss poor and although I reckon they'll qualify top, there's a good chance they'll get smashed next round. We'll see.........................

 

[Didsbury Dave]

The only benefit for us is we can send the kids to Ukraine and prepare for the Derby and they will have to prepare for CSK and field a strongish team (for them anyway) on the night.

I know Pep won't do this but he should send Brian Kidd and the reserves to the Ukraine. If things go the way I expect we could roll in to the Derby with a double digit lead on the rags, a victory at the swamp in those circumstances, and I hate to say this for fear of jinxing it, but it really would be game over.

He'll go himself of course, but Pep will DEFINITELY send a reserve team to the Ukraine. He'd be daft not to.

 

[foggy1974]

they will most probably finish top and get Porto/Leipzig, Liverpool will get Basel
which leaves us with one of RM/Bayern/ Sevilla/ Juve or Roma/Athletico
bring it on

 

[mosssideblue]

The biggest annoyance of mine is something that's not just in the media but prevent on this forum too.

It's this idea that they are title challengers. They're not. They're not even close. Chelsea are our title rivals.

United are the only team I've ever seen to finish 7th, 4th, 5th and 6th yet be spoken about as if they're somehow a challenger. Im fact evidence suggests theyre getting worse. They're literally living off a name and loads of people including City fans buy into it

Not this one.

 

[Always Ali]

Half time : United 0 - City 3
Mourinho - I have cancer
Full time : United 0 - City 6