United thread 2017/18

[Chris in London]

Just read Herrera , talking up United winning 3 'titles' last year. Muppet

Funny. Dippers win those trophies: "plastic treble"
Rags win them: "three titles"

Go figure...

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I'm not offended on anyone's behalf, I'm nearly stating the fact that the stereotype comes with some racist baggage attached. You can do whatever you like with that info.

OK, I'll just cry into my beer over the size of my tiny dick.

 

[geoff clipp]

OK, I'll just cry into my beer over the size of my tiny dick.

Maybe just try and think about something else.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Every Asian man has a tiny little penis

Nope. I've been chased down a street by a ladyboy in Bangkok who had a right anaconda. They're hung like donkeys there.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Nope. I've been chased down a street by a ladyboy in Bangkok who had a right anaconda. They're hung like donkeys there.

I take it he caught you?

 

[feelymcfeel]

Can I be the first to ask: if anyone wishes to make up songs about me having a massive cock, please can they ensure it's done in an appropriate manner: simultaneous to the announcement of Sergio's record breaker should be just fine.

I really wouldn't want a song about me having a massive cock. I already let women down in the bedroom as it is, and adding to that the initial disappointment of having been, in no uncertain terms, lied to, might be too much.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

I take it he caught you?

Did it fuck, his cock was weighing him down.

 

[SteWadda]

Adebayor
Adebayoooor
Hung like an elephant
His wife's very sore

Did we get bollocked for signing that??

 

[Neville Kneville]

Adebayor
Adebayoooor
Hung like an elephant
His wife's very sore

Did we get bollocked for signing that??

'We' ?

 

[SteWadda]

'We' ?

Maybe not you but the majority of the South Stand sung it.