Big Swifty
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My parents were devil-worshippers. They made a lot of sacrifices for me.
Guy goes into a nightclub.
Approaches a random girl and asks her
"Scuse me. Can I smell your pussy?"
Outraged she replies "No you can not!"
"My mistake" says he "Must be your feet, then."
Well it made me laugh.
Still cracks me up, that one :)
Still cracks me up, that one :)
Hope so mate, it's your round ;)@Deepest Blue
Bloody hell Phil you're getting some mileage out of that old one.
Here's one not so old......
Gynaecologists use a device called a speculum to spread open the vagina.
I prefer to call it a flap jack.
Catch up soon mate!
Can you name The Venue and the year when a boxer won his title and immediatly took a shit on the floor ?
The original was what boxer won the title shit on the floor then got carried out either way don't give up your day job'-)
Cruyfts 1987.