Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi

Was under our noses the whole time..

TFA opening crawl first paragraph.

"Luke Skywalker has vanished. In his absence, the sinister FIRST ORDER has risen from the ashes of the Empire and will not rest until Skywalker, the last Jedi, has been destroyed".
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
He wasnt in the last one I saw, but Hayden Where'syourcareergone was. Mind you Lucas has remastered it that many times he might be in it now.

Just 3 in this version, they also got rid of yub nub. I liked yub nub.

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Wasn't DV burnt to a crisp when he was Hayden? If so, in the original, why does he look normal?

All fecking bollocks. Star Trek any day for me.
 
willy eckerslike said:
Wasn't DV burnt to a crisp when he was Hayden? If so, in the original, why does he look normal?

All fecking bollocks. Star Trek any day for me.
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Years of swimming in those blue tanks that Luke was regenerating in Empire after getting fucked up by the snow beast and we saw Vader using in Rogue One. I'm more concerned in why some of the Jedi are old and some are young versions at the end, makes no sense and why Liam Neeson wasnt in shot, the wooden fuck stick.

I like a bit of Trek, but they do seem to throw in a lot of naff films into the mix.
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Years of swimming in those blue tanks that Luke was regenerating in Empire after getting fucked up by the snow beast and we saw Vader using in Rogue One. I'm more concerned in why some of the Jedi are old and some are young versions at the end, makes no sense and why Liam Neeson wasnt in shot, the wooden fuck stick.

I like a bit of Trek, but they do seem to throw in a lot of naff films into the mix.
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Haven't seen the last two. Can't watch them any more after realising Chewbacca runs like he's in an egg-and-spoon race.
 
willy eckerslike said:
Haven't seen the last two. Can't watch them any more after realising Chewbacca runs like he's in an egg-and-spoon race.
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Episode VII, they fuck on another death star and introduce a new jedi girl to the mix. Rogue One, everyone loved, it was ok but not that great IMO, everyone got giddy because they didnt attack a death star for once and the 2 dodgy blokes from the cantina in Mos Side Eisley who didnt like Luke were in it.

TBF they are both a lot better than the prequels that Lucas knocked out and worth a watch if you found the originals any good at all, I havent really given away any of the plot in case you want to watch them and Chewie doesnt have to run as he can pull your arms out of their sockets if he loses. Definitely better films than 'search for Spock' for example.
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Episode VII, they fuck on another death star and introduce a new jedi girl to the mix. Rogue One, everyone loved, it was ok but not that great IMO, everyone got giddy because they didnt attack a death star for once and the 2 dodgy blokes from the cantina in Mos Side Eisley who didnt like Luke were in it.

TBF they are both a lot better than the prequels that Lucas knocked out and worth a watch if you found the originals any good at all, I havent really given away any of the plot in case you want to watch them and Chewie doesnt have to run as he can pull your arms out of their sockets if he loses. Definitely better films than 'search for Spock' for example.
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Cheers. I'll catch them one Xmas I suppose.
 
93Aguero20 said:
Looking forward to this. Imagine we'll find out Rey's lineage too.
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My money is on a lovechild of
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quiet_riot said:
Disney are really going to ruin this franchise, aren't they?
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At least when Lucas ruined them he properly fucking ruined them and it's sort of funny. Disney will probably just make them mundane and boring which in a way is worse.
 
In the force awakens I read that Daniel Craig had a cameo part as a stormtrooper,
I've just been reading about secret cameo appearances in this movie,
apparently there's a scene where 4 stormtroopers are in an elevator with Finn, the 4 stormtroopers are, Prince William, Prince Harry, Gary Barlow and Tom Hardy.
Is this a new regular thing now?
 
tshirtman said:
In the force awakens I read that Daniel Craig had a cameo part as a stormtrooper,
I've just been reading about secret cameo appearances in this movie,
apparently there's a scene where 4 stormtroopers are in an elevator with Finn, the 4 stormtroopers are, Prince William, Prince Harry, Gary Barlow and Tom Hardy.
Is this a new regular thing now?
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Hard to see any cameos in the version I saw, I imagine mainly voices only.
 
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