United thread 2017/18

[Neville Kneville]

gave the ball away on 31 occasions with a pass completion of 73% and subbed after 72 minutes yet got MOTM YCNMIU !

Tbf, he was MOTM.

By comparison to the other 21 players, only the keepers could have been ahead of him, but they were nothing, the whole lot of them, on both teams, were pure unadulterated fucking shite.

Sanchez was just well below top Prem standard, hence motm.

 

[Vienna_70]

So basically, Sanchez didn't score so they gave him Man Of The Match so they could all say ... "See!? He's brilliant!".

Yeah, MotM despite 23 misplaced passes.

Fucking brilliant.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I know, stupid of me! The oranges went to my head.

Kumquat?
Kumquat?
Kumquat kumquat kumquat? !

 

[journolud]

According to Alex Scott "Sanchez is the final piece in the jigsaw for the rags"...fuck me there has been more final pieces than Frank Sinatra comebacks.

Who the fuck is Alex Scott?

 

[aguero93:20]

Who the fuck is Alex Scott?

Some brainless **** with a shit opinion.

 

[TCIB]

"Trick Londoners into thinking your born and bred by wearing a man utd shirt"

- The Viz

 

[blue by birth]

Who the fuck is Alex Scott?

She was/is an Arsenal woman player...

 

[Impeccable One]

She was/is an Arsenal woman player...

Cue pre-emptive warnings that sexist remarks about a female so called journalist not being qualified to make such statements, may result in posts being pulled and/or forum bans being implemented.

 

[SWP's back]

What's being young and black got to do with it?

Every fucking thing, certainly with the Sun and Mail.

 

[journolud]

Cue pre-emptive warnings that sexist remarks about a female so called journalist not being qualified to make such statements, may result in posts being pulled and/or forum bans being implemented.

Her opinion isn't shit because she's a woman, its shit because its shit.

 

[SWP's back]

She was/is an Arsenal woman player...

Well she is/was a fucking idiot.

 

[aguero93:20]

Well she is/was a fucking idiot.

Delete as applicable?

 

[Vienna_70]

Who the fuck is Alex Scott?

England women’s international.

 

[blueinsa]

Cue pre-emptive warnings that sexist remarks about a female so called journalist not being qualified to make such statements, may result in posts being pulled and/or forum bans being implemented.

Awww bless.

 

[Neville Kneville]

I would given even half a chance.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

You watch, it'll be all sunshine and smiles for a while: he'll grab a couple of goals or assists in the first few weeks and both the rags You watch, it'll be all sunshine and smiles for a while: he'll grab a couple of goals or assists in the first few weeks and both the rags and the sycophantic media will be tonguing his Chilean anus to orgiastic climaxes, but eventually it'll turn sour: the ego clashes between Maureen, Pogbad, Sanchez and a few others will prove to be way too combustible and the fall out from the resulting explosion will make Armageddon look like a Sunday picnic.

One of the most unsettling passages I have encountered in a long time.

 

[aguero93:20]

You watch, it'll be all sunshine and smiles for a while:

I think you meant to say Sunny Delight.

 

[blueincy]

One of the most unsettling passages I have encountered in a long time.

PMSL responded by you with that user name:-)

 

[abu13]

Could be an interesting week ahead, if we beat WBA and they lose at Spurs.

They would then be 15 points behind with only 13 games to play,

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Could be an interesting week ahead, if we beat WBA and they lose at Spurs.

They would then be 15 points behind with only 13 games to play,

Have you seen Spurs play they are shite