United thread 2017/18

[willipp]

Looking forward to some serious crowd surfing by Conte tomorrow.

On pegs head would be perfect

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

On pegs head would be perfect

On Mick Hucknall’s head would be better.

 

[city saint]

On Mick Hucknall’s head would be better.

causing rednose to give us our jelly and icecream party before city spank the arse

 

[willipp]

On Mick Hucknall’s head would be better.

Mick, PEG, Terry and Eamon combo.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Mick, PEG, Terry and Eamon combo.

A full house.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

causing rednose to give us our jelly and icecream party before city spank the arse

Collateral damage never seemed so condign.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Hazard and Willian will twat these ****s into next week tomorrow.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Hazard and Willian will twat these ****s into next week tomorrow.

‘Next week tomorrow’? Are you Marty McFly?

 

[Tevez City]

Hazard and Willian will twat these ****s into next week tomorrow.

Not sure if Conte will start Willian.

 

[Stoned Rose]

‘Next week tomorrow’? Are you Marty McFly?

Only on Tuesdays.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Not sure if Conte will start Willian.

Maybe.

As long as he gets on the pitch he'll cause the scum problems.

Excellent player.

 

[Vienna_70]

The only thing that is important in football is that City win and the rags lose. Doesn't matter the day, week, month or year. Doesn't matter which competition, Prem, FA Cup, Caraboa...whatever, as long as those bastards lose and we win I am a very happy man.

And THAT is what is important about football (mind you, it's also nice if the dippers, chavs, arse and spuds lose as well, but that's not obligatory, only a rag defeat is obligatory).

All.
Day.
Long.

Every.
Day.

And.
Twice.
On.
Sundays.

 

[city saint]

Collateral damage never seemed so condign.

so true

 

[Vienna_70]

Maybe.

As long as he gets on the pitch he'll cause the scum problems.

Excellent player.

@Vialli98 didn't seem very happy with him earlier in the season, but he was brilliant on Tuesday.

Hopefully, he will play like that again tomorrow.

 

[Henkeman]

All.
Day.
Long.

Every.
Day.

And.
Twice.
On.
Sundays.

Worst acrostic I've ever seen.

 

[Vienna_70]

Worst acrostic I've ever seen.

I’m not a poet.

And I know it!

 

[East Level 2]

Hazard and Willian will twat these ****s into next week tomorrow.

I hope you're right but people have been saying that time and time again for the past couple of seasons. Some of us old gits are waiting for the "tock".

 

[SebastianBlue]

Rag.....

I’ve finally been outed. I never thought it would take nearly a decade.

I love that Andrew Fergis bloke and my favourite player of all time is Katana!

Why only 3 or 4?

Optimistic realism?

 

[goldcoastblue]

Is that a serious question?

You think taking the piss out of homosexuality is similar to taking the piss out of thieves?

Not sure you are serious. I never questioned anyones sexuality. I was aksing if its ok to take the piss at. At what point is it ok and when isnt it? Are you saying it ok to take the piss out of theives or bad haircuts or anything else? Taking the piss is taking the piss. It no longer needs to be done in jest with no intent. It is now how the other person recieves it whether offence has been caused. I do hope your not a fan of any old english comedy.

 

[aguero93:20]

Not sure you are serious. I never questioned anyones sexuality. I was aksing if its ok to take the piss at. At what point is it ok and when isnt it? Are you saying it ok to take the piss out of theives or bad haircuts or anything else? Taking the piss is taking the piss. It no longer needs to be done in jest with no intent. It is now how the other person recieves it whether offence has been caused. I do hope your not a fan of any old english comedy.

Snowflake.