United thread 2017/18

[Vienna_70]

Yesterday, Mr Football was saying that he wanted to draw Liverpool in the last eight.

This morning, he said he didn’t care that the rags are out, as they still have the FA Cup.

Typical arrogant rag.

 

[SebastianBlue]

the media want the rags to be more like us, isn't it lovely.

It’s delightful.

Only in my wildest dreams when I was a lad would I have considered the possibility that one day the world press would be saying “Why United need to look to City for inspiration to become a “big club” again.”

 

[Mike N]

Loving 'You pay for meanness in the end'!

 

[blueju]

love the boo's when the 4 minutes of injury time went up hahahahahahahah like they would have won if they was still playing right now

Just look at them, they're so used to lauding it over everyone they don't have a clue how to really support a team

 

[Mike N]

Just spent a few joyous minutes on Youtube watching the united fans going crazy!

 

[jaiguruKun]

Neil Ashton gave all rag players at least a 6/10 in his report and Sanchez a 7! Almost spat out my tea reading it.

 

[Gazza]

Cundy on Talksport last night said this defeat will be the defining point in the Gouger's tenure at Utd. I tend to agree with him, they may win the FA Cup (hopefully not as Spurs and Chelsea are still in the competition) but I detect a lot of unrest from the Stretford/Home counties/ Dublin masses.

Mourinho is a busted flush and Pep always has the beating of Mourinho.

Because football will always prevail over anti-football.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Neil Ashton gave all rag players at least a 6/10 in his report and Sanchez a 7! Almost spat out my tea reading it.

Perhaps Custis threatened to sit on him if he didn't? Or whined at his brother to edit the figures?

Sadly Custis isn't on Sunday Supplement this weekend - Andy Dunn (Mirror), Matt Dunn (Express), Stuart James (Guardian)

 

[ancoats]

hahahahahhaha

 

[cptnemo]

It's weird. For some reason, which I can't figure out, people in work today are avoiding me. These are the same people who were very keen to talk to me on the morning after the Wigan game.

When you last have a shower :)

 

[moh]

hahahahahhaha

Why has he got his TV in his wardrobe

 

[SebastianBlue]

hahahahahhaha

There really is no higher criticism than the throwing of sandals.

 

[crazyg]

Have they stopped serving prawn sandwiches in the Old Toilet press room?

No. Custis has eaten them all!

 

[crazyg]

Why has he got his TV in his wardrobe

It's the only place his mummy will let him have it. And he's got to clean his room before he goes to sleep.

 

[Ding Dong]

hahahahahhaha

Seriously........ Doesn`t that just about sum them up :-))

 

[The Preacher]

Love the way the guy has not quite managed to obliterate the Mkhitaryan name and number. Perhaps he thought it sufficient to leave it as ‘Ryan’!

 

[Impeccable One]

hahahahahhaha

Where the fuck did he get a 1/2 n 1/2 shirt from ? 1/2 the name gone, 1/2 the number gone ?

 

[cptnemo]

hahahahahhaha

Thank you for that haha

 

[M18CTID]

I like how it takes him multiple attempts to turn the TV off at the end. Reminds of that bloke trying to get out of the phone box during the opening credits of The Equalizer!

 

[purplenose]

hahahahahhaha

Rags really are an incredible collection of absolute bell ends.